Music & Lyrics

Redneck Rampage 

Well, Bubba and Leonard were listening to Skynyrd

When the moonshine still exploded

So they fired their guns, started to run

And then everybody reloaded

Got in the truck to go get drunk

And chain-guzzle cans of hot beer

When outta nowhere there stood a bear

But they only hit a deer

They got little bitty brains

And great big guns

I'm on a redneck rampage

Tearin' up the Everglades

I'm on a redneck rampage

Huntin' down Jimmy Page

Got some dynamite in case there's a fight

And a big ol' whup-a** stick

Love to buck dance, can't stand France

And Martha Stewart makes me sick

I'm a fart-lightin' fool, kicked outta school

My family tree is a stump

I'm a minimum wage renegade

Master of the snipe hunt

They got great big guns

And little tiny brains

I'm on a redneck rampage

Tearing up the Everglades

I'm on a redneck rampage

Your honor, I didn't know she was underage

I didn't know

Got some little white pills from trucker man Bill

At a 'Bama a**-kickin' contest

I'm out in the woods, up to no good

Huntin' down a sheep to molest

I'm behind an outhouse facin' to the south

And I commence to fornicate

Out in the sticks I'm the king of the hicks

A real hillbilly potentate

They got little bitty brains

And great big guns

I'm on a redneck rampage

Tearin' up the Everglades

I'm on a redneck rampage

I'm playin' with some live hand grenades

I'm on a redneck rampage

Tearin' up the Everglades

Here I come, baby

I ain't gonna act my age

I'm on a, I'm on a redneck rampage

She didn't act underage, your honor

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