Terkkuja kotibileistä

Turhaan raahasin mukanani niitä poronlihasuikaleita. Ei kuulemma grillatakkaan tääl. No voi sit kotona valmistaa niist jotain. -Jatkoille on sit tarkoitus lähteä -Amarilloon suunniteltiin menevämme. Eipä tässä muuta. -Vielä kerran -hauskaa vappua. -MO!

Nyt sitä LEFFAA :|... :D!

Hulk say (): Hulk want movie ... Hulk get mad ... Hulk turn car over... GRAAAAAAAAAAH ... !


Autoa ei vahingoitettu kuvauksissa !

Päivän pilanimi!

Tänään katotaan varmaan kohtapuoliin Jack Blackin tähdittämä komedia Nacho Libre. -Leffan aikana tarvitaan tietty jotain naposteltavaa -ja jos leffa on hulvaton, kannattaa varata myös vaipat ettei tule nauraessa housuun. -Tähän hätään apuun saapuu uusi pitopalvelu nimeltä...

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Nacho Libre...............................Nachos & Libero

Man of the Day

Päivän mies tervehtii heittämällä pallon päin pläsiä ! How rude ... ! Varsinainen Rude Boy ... Da-Rude ... Darude ... ... ... öööh... joopS !


I'm a mothafuckin rude boy ... !

Maanantain auto- ja miesmuistutus

Eilen Boratissa Borat ja hänen #&%£$!* läski Managerinsa tappelivat alasti ... , joten nyt entistä läskimpi (onneksi pukeissa oleva (<--Hikipisara )) mies hoitaa päivän mies- ja automuistutukset, joita molempia kaivataan taas Tontsalta.

Maanantain typy!

Eilen Borat kailotti Kazakstanin "kansallislaulun" Cowboyhattu päässä, joten nyt päivän typy poseeraa samassa asussa , tosin sukkia lukuun ottamatta ilman mitään muuta vaatetta (toisin kuin Borat ), YEAH !

Typymuistutus

Jälleen Matskun vuoro pistää päivän typy. Tässä ohessa mainostan Neloskanavalla alkanutta uutuuskomediasarjaa Ugly Bettya. -Vois-han i-han haus-ka ol-la.

Music and lyrics

Promiscuous Girl

N: Am i throwin' you off?
Nope
N: Didn't think so

How you doin' young lady
That feelin' that you givin' me really drives me crazy
You don't have a player about the choke
I was at a loss of words first time that we spoke

N:If you looking for a girl that'll treat you right
If you lookin' for her in the day time with the light

You might be the type if I play my cards right
I'll find out by the end of the night

N: You expect me to just let you hit it
But will you still respect me if you get it

All I can do is try, gimme one chance
What's the problem I don't see no ring on your hand

I be the first to admit it, I'm curious about you, you seem so innocent

N: You wanna get in my world, get lost in it
Boy I'm tired of running, lets walk for a minute

Chorus-
Promiscuous girl
Wherever you are
I'm all alone
And it's you that I want

N: Promiscuous boy
You already know
That I'm all yours
What you waiting for?

Promiscuous girl
You're teasing me
You know what I want
And I got what you need

N: Promiscuous boy
Let's get to the point
Cause we're on a roll
Are you ready?


Verse-
N: Roses are red
Some diamonds are blue
Chivalry is dead
But you're still kinda cute

Hey! I can't keep my mind off you
who you with, do you mind if I come through

N: I'm out of this world come with me to my planet
Get you on my level do you think that you can handle it?

They call me Thomas
last name Crown
Recognize game
I'm a lay mine's down

N: I'm a big girl I can handle myself
But if I get lonely I'ma need your help
Pay attention to me I don't talk for my health

I want you on my team
N: So does everybody else.

Baby we can keep it on the low
Let your guard down ain't nobody gotta know
If you with it girl I know a place we can go

N: What kind of girl do you take me for?

Chorus-

Promiscuous girl
Wherever you are
I'm all alone
And it's you that I want

N: Promiscuous boy
You already know
That I'm all yours
What you waiting for?

Promiscuous girl
You're teasing me
You know what I want
And I got what you need

N: Promiscuous boy
Let's get to the point
Cause we're on a roll
Are you ready?

Don't be mad, don't get mean
N: Don't get mad, don't be mean

Hey! Don't be mad, don't get mean
N: Don't get mad, don't be mean

Wait! I don't mean no harm
I can see you with my t-shirt on

N: I can see you with nothing on
feeling on me before you bring that on

Bring that on?
N: You know what I mean

Girl, I'm a freak you shouldn't say those things

N: I'm only trying to get inside your brain
To see if you can work me the way you say

It's okay, it's alright
I got something that you gon' like

N: Hey is that the truth or are you talking trash
Is your game M.V.P. like Steve Nash

Chorus-
Promiscuous Girl
Wherever you are
I'm all alone
And its you that I want

N: Promiscuous Boy
I'm calling your name
But you're driving me crazy
The way you're making me wait

Promiscuous Girl
You're teasing me
You know what I want
And I got what you need

N: Promiscuous Boy
We're one in the same
So we don't gotta play games no more

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