Your Favorite Martian: Music & Lyrics, Nro 4

Smithers Love Song

Hey, Mr. Burns. You thought your money could buy you the world.
I said hey there, Mr. Burns. I happen to notice that you don't have a girl.
Smithers loves you, Burns. Why do you ignore him?
You gotta keep up the rapport like it's too important
Instead of running away, you should move in toward him.
But you keep him at the border like the dude is foreign.
We know you're straight, dude. I really hate to
Say there's no way anyone else would date you.
Straight out the gay scene. How do you face him
Knowing he wants to be your Malibu Stacy?

All he ever wanted to do was spend a little time with you.
Hey, Mr. Burns. Hey, Mr. Burns.
You know you're worth more to him than all the money you spend.
Hey, Mr. Burns. Hey, Mr. Burns.

Hey, Mr. Burns. I'm thinking maybe you should give him a chance.

I said hey there, Mr. Burns. Yeah, so what if he's a man.
We know you're blind, old man, but you can hear me talking.
You're always home alone. You ain't Macaulay Culkin.
You ain't a Flintstone. Pay no mind
To the fact that Smithers wants to have a gay old time.
And while relationships have their twists and turns,
You know he'll never leave you. Don't you, Mr. Burns.
So you should give him a shot, and maybe help the guy,
And you can make relations Santa's Little Helper style.

All he ever wanted to do was spend a little time with you.
Hey, Mr. Burns. Hey, Mr. Burns.
You know you're worth more to him than all the money you spend.
Hey, Mr. Burns. Hey, Mr. Burns
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Päivän puujalka

Päivän puujaloissa mennään taas Fingerporilla. -Tää tän kertainen on eilisestä Hesarista. -Menee näin...
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Heimon kolleega Heimolle: -"Minä syön nyt eväshampurilaisen... Suonet anteeksi"
Miehen suonet: -"Et saa"

Ahhahah :D :D...

Päivän video(t)

Haha :D... -Sisko oli linkittänyt Facebookissa kaksi hauskaa videopätkää -joita varten piirrustin paintilla -ja viimeistelin photoshopilla tollasen kuvan. -Mikäli kuva jotenkin ihmetyttää -no -kattokaa videot -niin eiköhän valkene. -Tässä eka video -olkaa hyvät...
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Ja tässä toinen video -olkaa hyvät...
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Your Favorite Martian: Music & Lyrics, Nro 3

"My Balls"

Girl, I know you left me
But there was something I forgot to show you.

Check it out..

Baby girl, you left me. Oh no! We broke up.
It's been a while since we last spoke, but
I need another chance. Can you give me that?
'Cause there's something in my pants that'll win you back.

I wanna be your man again,
But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston.
And I know you said you'd never call,
But girl, you ain't seen my balls.

You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls.
[repeat]

My balls are so awesome. Don't get me started.
They're so damn big. How big are they?
They're so big. It's really obnoxious.
It's like two ewoks chillin' in my boxers.
They're so big. I can't hold 'em back.
Even Cartman's like, man those are fat.
They're so big. They're run over your feet.
That's why when they back up you hear a beep beep.

And how can I be subtle,
When my balls chase Indiana Jones through a tunnel?
And everyone at Disney World keeps telling me
That Epcot Center looks at 'em with jealousy.
In fact, when you see 'em on the street they'll
Fight Godzilla to the death in the sequel.

I'm guessing soon you'll be hoping I'm back,
'Cause my balls are so big they've got an opening act.

You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls.
[repeat]

My balls are so epic, and I ain't boastin',
But they have an effect on the tides in the ocean.
And when the sun's right, it might cause
A total solar eclipse of my balls.
'Cause these things are where it's happenin',
And when I whip 'em out you'll take me back again.
Should I compare 'em to a brontosaurus?
No, excuse me I'm on the chorus.

I got what you need.
And you'd said you'd never call,
But girl you ain't seen these balls.

I wanna be your man again,
But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston.
And I know you said you'd never call,
But girl, you ain't seen my balls.

You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls.
[repeat]

I told you you'd be back.
You must've forgot.
You must've had Ballzheimer's
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Päivän TOD tod ToOoOoOoD makee(t) kuva(t)

 Ou FUCK the sweet Jesus -YEAH 8)...:saint:...=)...:)... -Tänään tuli Akateemisesta kirjakaupasta poimittua mukaan Iso-Arskan elämänkertakirja -Total Recall. -Normaalistihan en ole mikään lukutoukka..., mutta tämä kirja oli TOD PAkKO saada. -Ja ei ainoastaan koristeeksi -vaan tosissaan aijon myös lukea tämän upeuden.

Tässä vielä lähemmin tarkasteltuna tämä upea kirja. -Kirjan sisälläkin riitti paljon makeita kuvia.

Your Favorite Martian: Music & Lyrics, Nro 2

Orphan Tears

It was a weekend, and you can't stop
Us from going to the local dance spot.
Instead of drinking imported beers,
Somebody brought a bottle of Orphan Tears.

We popped the top. We know what was in it.
Yeah, we were all so stupid to sip it.
Orphan Tears are hallucinogenic.
I took one sip and saw a two-headed midget.

Then the room filled with colors and shapes,
And suddenly DeeJay was covered in snakes.
Oh snap! And what made it worse
Is I swear I saw a unicorn humping a smurf.

Then a rainbow appeared out of Wax's ass.
He passed some gas and it snapped in half.
Yo Deejay! Are you still there?
Yeah, I'm trying to hook up with this girl in a
wheelchair.

Alright. Chill there. I think a bulimic
Carebear might pick a fight with Jesus.
I don't believe it. I'm gonna be sea sick.
These Orphan Tears are about to make me trip.

Little children, near and far
Don't know where your parents are.
Cry directly in this jar.
I will drink it at the bar.
Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.
Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.
Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.
Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.

These Orphan Tears got me feeling like I ain't felt
before.
I tried to bust-a-move but fell asleep on the dance
floor.
(DeeJay falls asleep and snores)
I swear I saw Bill Cosby like, "Hello with the
pudding!"
He was dancing in his underwear showing off his woody.

I ran to the bathroom. Everything is in slow mo.

I couldn't throw up, because the toilet bowl called me
a homo.
I barfed up a kitten, and I'm feeling strange.
Sippin' these Orphan Tears, now it's got me seeing
things.

Little children, near and far
Don't know where your parents are.
Cry directly in this jar.
I will drink it at the bar.
Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.
Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.
Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.
Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.

All up in the VIP section, straight relaxed.
The DJ playing my favorite tracks.
Waitress asked, what can I bring you.
I said the most expensive thing on the menu.

She came back with a glass of liquid.
I said, I asked for something different.
This looks like a normal beer.
She said, no it's Orphan Tears.

Took a swig. Then I walked down where the dance floor
is,
Whole club looking like a forest.
DeeJay turned into a brontosaurus.
Everybody in the club looked like Chuck Norris.

I tried to run to the bathroom but when
I did I felt a vacuum suction.
Pulling me back slow
Dance floor turned into a black hole.

Spinning around horribly.
Feeling like Dorothy.
Woke up and was still at home.
Orphan Tears got us in the zone.

Little children, near and far
Don't know where your parents are.
Cry directly in this jar.
I will drink it at the bar.
Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.
Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.
Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.
Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.
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Your Favorite Martian music & lyrics enemmänkin luvassa

Tän olisi voinut toki mainita ennen tuota itse music and lyrics blogausta..., mutta kait se näinki päin käy. -Elikkä siis -tuo edellä blogaamani musavideo on YouTube julkkis Ray William Johnsonin luoma -Your Favorite Martian -niminen yhtye joka soittaa tollasta erikoista tecnojumputusta. -Ja kuten otsikossa jo totesin -"enemmänkin luvassa" -niin tosiaan alan blogaisemaan noita Your Favorite Martian -biisejä enemmänkin -tein jopa oman kansion mihin tallensin kuvat valmiiksi tuleville videoille. -Videoita on tehty jo aika paljon -joten näitä blogauksiakin on sitten luvassa niin paljon kuin videoita riittää. -Eli otsikoin music and lyrics blogaukset jatkossa otsikoin -Your Favorite Martian: Music and Lyrics, Nro 1 jne..

Your Favorite Martian: Music & Lyrics, Nro 1

 

The Stereotypes Song lyrics

You know, I always thought stereotypes were kinda
ridiculous.
So I wrote a song about it,
and it goes a little something like this.

I think I love you more than the
Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these
stereotypes.
Let's come together and live in this world like a
unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these
stereotypes.

Check it out now.
I love those fat Americans.
You know they so obnoxious.
They always eating burgers.
They always holding shotguns.
And I love Mexicans.
The way they mow my lawn.
They all got a 100 kids 'cause they don't know how to put a
condom on.
Uh huh.
'Cause that's the way they roll.
Ya gotta go big like an Israeli nose.
If you ever buy a pint for an Irish guy,
And they're out of control like a Chinese driver.

I love the Middle East, but how do they handle
Rockin' burkas while they're riding camels.
I love Jamaicans. Yeah, they cool,
but they're always high, so don't let them fool ya.
Ya mon.
And I love them Puerto Ricans,
Even though they wash their ass about once a week and,
I'm just joking.
If you didn't know then
You're a little slow and you're probably from Poland.

I think I love you more than the
Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these
stereotypes.
Let's come together and live in this world like a
unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these
stereotypes.

Check it out now.

Aw yeah! Let me hear you yell
If you love the Outback
redneck Australians,
And the crooked ass teeth of an English dude,
And those creepy Italians who think they're smooth.
Mamma mia!
And how could anyone hate the French.
Yeah, I know their hairy women don't shave their pits.
Brazilian girls is what you want,
Walking around town with that ba-dunk-a-dunk.
(whistle)

I love Africans, but hold up a second.
National Geographic says they're all butt-nekkid.
Breasts hanging low. What have they done with their clothes?
They've disappeared like coke up a Colombians nose.
Uh oh! You're all on my checklist,
Even Russian guys who drink Vodka for breakfast.
They're stereotypes, and if you believe them,
Then your brain is small like a Korean's penis.

I think I love you more than the
Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these
stereotypes.
Let's come together and live in this world like a
unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these
stereotypes.

All together now!
I love Scotsmen, though they hump sheep.
(repeat 4x)
They hump sheep (repeat 3x)

I think I love you more than the
Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these
stereotypes.
Let's come together and live in this world like a
unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance dance dance to these
stereotypes.

Yeah. I'm just playing, you know I love you guys.
But seriously, don't hump any sheep.
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First, eating like savages in RAX, and then the movie Savages...?

Mitäs -miltä kuulostaisi ajatus. -Eka RAX:iin kolmisteen syömään kuin raakalaiset ikään -ja sitten teattereihin kattomaan tota eilen ensi-iltaan tullutta leffaa -Savages -Raakalaiset. -Facebookissa ilmoitan vielä mihin aikaan leffa menisi.

Eiliset ensi-iltaleffat Nro 5

Take This Waltz

Joo -tämäkin vain suosiolla väliin. -Romanttisista komedioista valikoin vain sellaiset missä on härskiä huumoria -ja tämä ei vaikuta ihan sellaiselta elokuvalta missä olisi härskiä huumoria. -Joten -"ei kiitos" -vaan tällekin.

Eiliset ensi-iltaleffat Nro 4

Step Up -Revolution

Kaikki Hollywood tuotanto ei suinkaan kiinnosta ja niihin ei kiinnostaviin kuuluu mm. tällaset tanssileffat. -Yhen ehkä vielä jaksaa kattoa..., mutta siihen se sitten jääkin. -Ja tätä Step Up filmiä olenkin juuri nähnyt vain sen ykkösleffan. -Mutta -"ei kiitos" -vaan tälle ties kuinka monennelle osalle.

Eiliset ensi-iltaleffat Nro 3

Savages -Raakalaiset

No nyt päästiin asiaan =)...:)... -Tässä trilleri jonka puolestaan haluan nähdä. -Oliver Stonen ohjaama huumemaailmaan pohjautuva leffa jossa nähdään mm. sellaisia tähtiä kuten John Travolta, Benicio Del Toro ja Salma Hayek. -Tätähän voisi jopa tänään harkita mennä kattomaan.

Eiliset ensi-iltaleffat Nro 2

Niko 2 -Lentäjäveljekset

Eiliset ensi-iltaleffat Nro 1

Hypnotisoija

Tykkään kyllä trillereistä..., mutta niiden on oltava Hollywood trillereitä -ja tämä ei ole Hollywood trilleri -joten taidanpa jättää väliin ja todeta -"ei kiitos". -Next movie.

Ensi-ilta esittelyt huomiseksi

Nyt venähti muuita asioita tehdessä sen verran että taidan siirtää ensi-ilta esittelyt huomiseksi tehtäväksi. -Semmottis.

"Uooh-aah, se on LOMA =)... F*** yeah 8)...:)...!!!111"

 Otsikko on siteeraus Facebook seinäkirjoituksestani -kuten vasemmalla olevasta pikkukuvasta voi nähdä. -Oli jälleen niin tärkeää tietoa toikin :|...:/...:ashamed:... -Mutta fiilikset on kyllä otsikon tekstin (ja Facebook statuksen) -mukaiset. -Uooh-aah..., se on LOMA =)...:saint:...:)... -F*** yeah 8)...:)...!!!!1111

Nyt aijon kyllä ottaa lepäilystä ja rentoutumisesta kaiken ilon irti kun edellisellä pitkällä lomalla -eli kesälomalla -ei tullut levättyä juuri lainkaan. -Eiköhän tää loma leffoja katsellessa mene. -Nyt kun on Hulluilta Päiviltä niitä saqrjalippujakin. -Ja tänään tuli poimittua Hulluilta Päiviltä muuan leffa..., mutta siitä sitten enemmän luettavaa omassa Hulkin blogissani. -Toivotan kaikille erittäin hyvää syyslomaa :)...:saint:...

Päivän makee kuva

Holy shit että onkin makee tämä uusi Comic Con juliste Arskan ensi vuonna ilmestyvälle The Last Stand elokuvalle. -Kunnon vanhanajan toimintaleffa juliste. -Aivan 70-80-luku henkinen juliste -just makee.

Uusin South Park jakso tuli katsottua

Ahhahaa :D...:p...:)... -Uusin South Park jakso tuli juuri katsottua ja nyt oli taas vaihteeksi hulvattoman hauska jakso. -Hauskuutta tehosti hupaisa Dark Knight Rises Bane pilailu. -Katsokaa vaikka ite ja repeilkää ;)...:saint:...:)...

Taken ygönen tänään telkusta ja siitä saatu idea

 Tänään tulee telkkarista klo 21:35 -Neloselta Liam Neesonin tähdittämä Taken -jonka jatko-osa tuli tässä hiljattain ensi-iltaan. -Sainkin tuosta idean jonka esitän heti Telkku.comin selostusten jälkeen tuolla alempana. -Tässä kuitenkin Taken ykkösen selostukset -olkaa hyvät...
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(Taken/Ranska-USA-Britannia 2009). Liam Neeson esittää tiukan toimintatrillerin pääosassa eläkkeelle vetäytynyttä CIA-agenttia, jonka tytär joutuu naiskauppiaiden kynsiin Pariisissa. Isä lähtee jahtaamaan sieppaajia keinoja kaihtamatta. Elokuvan käsikirjoituksesta vastaavat euroelokuvan kultasormi Luc Besson (Fifth Element - puuttuva tekijä, Nikita) ja Robert Mark Kamen, jonka käsialaa ovat mm. alkuperäiset Karate Kid -elokuvat. Pääosissa: Liam Neeson, Maggie Grace, Famke Janssen, Leland Orser, John Gries, David Warshofsky. Ohjaus: Pierre Morel. (89')

Ja nyt siihen saamaani ideaan. -Voisi tänään katsoa telkkarista tosiaan ton ykkösen -kerran se oli vielä näkemätön -kuten kuvassa punaisella alleviivatuissa kohdissa mainitaan. -Ja sitten menisi huomenissa katsomaan sen jatko-osan. -Mitäs -miltä tällanen ajatus kuulostaisi...?

Päivän puujalka

Pitkästä aikaan omakeksimä vitsi päivän puujaloissa. -Tää tuli mieleen yks päivä koulussa. -Toimii vain kerrottuna englanniksi. -Menee jotenki näin...

Why did a terrorist end up sucking some cocks in a gay club...?
-Because he stomped in and shouted: -"I will blow you all...!!"

Got it...? Cause the homos thought he offered to give a blow job to everyone :D...:p...