Päivän makee kuva + video

Idea tohon pelimusaan lähti Facebookissa törmäämäni linkin kautta missä mainostettiin uutta Simcity peliä. -Yllä päivän makeena kuvana toimiva kuva pelistä -ja päivän videona toimii pelin traileri. -Tässä video -olkaa hyvät...
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Päivän pelimusa

Piitkästä pitkästä aikaan päivän pelimusaa. -Pelimusiikeissa kuullaan tänään Simcity 3000 pelin tunnusmusiikkia. -Ssävellyksestä vastaa säveltäjä Jerry Martin. -Tässä video -olkaa hyvät...
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Your Favorite Martian: Music & Lyrics, Nro 6

Mr. Douchebag

You're a douchebag, do-douchebag do-do-do-do-do-douchebag.
You're a douchebag, do-douchebag do-do-do-do-do-douchebag.

Hey Mr. DoucheBag, why's your ego so massive?
You know it's 2 AM and it's dark outside.
You don't need those sunglasses.
Yeah we all remember that hot chick
You hooked up with once
Cause you went on to brag about it for months and months.

Yeah we all get that you think it's impressive
But ain't nobody impressed with how much you're bench pressing.
Buying Smirnoff Ice for girls half your age,
Telling all your douchebag friends that you "still got game."

Dear Mr. DoucheBag.
We all agree that you are a dumbass.
Why can't you see that!

You're a douchebag, do-douchebag do-do-do-do-do-douchebag.
You're a douchebag, do-douchebag do-do-do-do-do-douchebag.

Dear Mr. DoucheBag
Do you find it necessary to shout into your Bluetooth
Or boast about high school rugby
"And I would have went pro if it weren't for my bum knee".

And why you got to complain every single time you're not getting laid.
You douchebags are a lot of the same.
"Dude let's go. This place is full of grenades"

Always trying to look cool, like it's a full time career.
That's why your Facebook pic shows you chugging a beer.
Got your gold chain and your wife-beater on
So you can fist pump your way to the tanning salon.

Dear Mr. DoucheBag.
We all agree that you are a dumbass.
Why can't you see that!

You're a douchebag, do-douchebag do-do-do-do-do-douchebag.
You're a douchebag, do-douchebag do-do-do-do-do-douchebag.

Inconsiderate, ignorant
You drink you get belligerent,
You think anybody finds you amusing?
No, no, no. Not even a little bit.
You always find a way to stop all the fun
Like, when you scream "party foul" at the top of your lungs.

Dear Mr. DoucheBag,
I caught you bragging again.
Trust me man, nobody gives a damn what frat you were in.
You claim you hang with celebrities when you don't know any at all.
"But dude I'm totally banging George Clooney's sister in law."

No you're not – come on.

Dear Mr. DoucheBag.
We all agree that you are a dumbass.
Why can't you see that!

You're a douchebag, do-douchebag do-do-do-do-do-douchebag.
You're a douchebag, do-douchebag do-do-do-do-do-douchebag.

Hitting on other girls when yours is in the room.
You're a douchebag do-douchebag do-do-do-do-do-douchebag

Walking in the club grabbing all on your junk.
You're a douchebag do-douchebag do-do-do-do-do-douchebag

Refusing to let go when she says no.
You're a douchebag do-douchebag do-do-do-do-do-douchebag

Cut me off in traffic then flipping me the bird
You're a douchebag do-douchebag do-do-do-do-do-douchebag

"Dude it's George Clooney's sister in law, I swear,
Come on where the hell is my protein shake? "
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Perjantain ensi-illat Nro 4

 Veden peili

Perjantain ensi-illat Nro 3

Paranormal Activity 4

Tää ei suinkaan ole vielä se mihin olisin käyttänyt ne -"ei kiitos" -ja 100% -kuvat -vaan täähän TOD kiinnostaa nähdä -ja tänään ajattelinkin mennä tota kattomaan. -Eilen tuli katsottua kolmas Paranormal Activity tuoreeseen muistiin. -Ihan en jaksanut kaikkia kolmea edellistä -vaikka sekin ajatus kävi mielessä.

Perjantain ensi-illat Nro 2

Kaksi tarinaa rakkaudesta

Ymm -ööh. -Tää ansaitsis melkein suoraan pelkät -"ei kiitos" -ja 100% -kuvat..., mutta ensi-illoissa olisi vielä toinenkin yhtä ei kiinnostava leffa luvassa -joten säästän kuvia siihen. -Mutta tälle tosiaan -"ei kiitos" -ja... -niin.

Perjantain ensi-illat Nro 1

Albert Nobbs

Kiinnostaako vaiko ei kiinnosta...? -Ei kiinnosta. -Nainen joka tekeytyy mieheksi saadakseen töitä -ei oikein kuulosta houkuttelevalta tarinalta seurata. -Joten -"ei kiitos" -tälläkertaa.

Your Favorite Martian: Music & Lyrics, Nro 6

"Club Villain"

It was a Friday night and I wanted to go out to a brand new club in town,
a discotheque I'd heard about through a friend of mine, who told me the place was a circus act for sure,
and then we rolled up and saw Koopa working at the door!
He waved us in and we randomly met the Mr. Hannibal Lector; he was handling records in the DJ booth,
asking which was the best selection to make an impression on the Wicked Witch of the West.
And the Witch was booty-dancin' with Manson and Gannon, right next to Side Show Bob being shot from Blackbeard's cannon.
That's when I knew that tonight I'd be chillin' up in the dance club, partying with all these villains.

I can't keep partying 'round. Keep partying 'round. Keep partying, partying, partying.
I can't keep partying 'round. Keep partying 'round. Keep partying with all these villains.
All these villains. All these villains. All these villains. All these villains.

Catwoman and Harley Quinn, I swear I saw those hoes kiss, I laughed at Jason Voorhees rockin' glowsticks.
And Dr. Octopus was also getting physical with Ursula; the two were making out and touching tentacles.
Then Voldemort greeted Vader with a fist pound; they were checking out Mystique's ass next to Chris Brown.

CHRIS BROWN??? Somebody needs to throw that guy out of the club, seriously!

And Megatron, he was getting it on, he was drawing a crowd, and they were calling out loud like:
"Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go! Go! Go! Go!"
I looked up and saw Venom doing Jager Bombs on the ceiling. That's when I knew that I'd be partying with all these villains.

I can't keep partying 'round. Keep partying 'round. Keep partying, partying, partying.
I can't keep partying 'round. Keep partying 'round. Keep partying with all these villains.
All these villains. All these villains. All these villains. All these villains.

That's when I saw her there, from across the room: Poison Ivy doing Jell-o shots with Dr. Doom.
Like the Eye of Sauron, I couldn't look away. And she was with some Joker - the dude was probably gay.
And Patrick Bateman passed us shots of vodka, me and Jabba tossed them back like "Oooga chaca!"
I pushed Elmer Fudd out of the way, so that I could get closer, and I don't mean to be a Predator, but I got to get at her.
Freddy used his claws to open up chardonnay, I grabbed a glass and walked up to her like "Yo, pardon me."
I took her home, and she and I spent the night chillin' up in the bedroom partying with one hot-ass villain.

I can't keep partying 'round. Keep partying 'round. Keep partying, partying, partying.
I can't keep partying 'round. Keep partying 'round. Keep partying with all these villains.
All these villains. All these villains. All these villains. All these villains.
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Your Favorite Martian: Music & Lyrics, Nro 5

Grandma Got A Facebook

Grandma's got a Facebook, now she's hitting on my friends.
Don't care how it started, but now it's got to end.
Help me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts,
But I also know she's been in my best friend's pants.

Grandma, Grandma [x4]
Gr-Gr-Grandma Grandma
Grandma, Grandma [x3]

Well, ever since grandpa passed away, she's been chilling at home.
Watching soaps half the day 'cause she's feeling alone.
So, I set her up a Facebook and gave the address.
To my friends and I asked them all to send a request.
And no one would have guessed one day she'd go wild,
But grandma got obsessed and changed her profile to slutty McButtSex
And I was appalled when I saw a bunch of pictures of her cleavage on her wall.

Grandma's got a Facebook, now she's hitting on my friends.
Don't care how it started, but now it's got to end.
Help me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts,
But I also know she's been in my best friend's pants.

Grandma, Grandma [x4]
Gr-Gr-Grandma Grandma
Grandma, Grandma [x3]

Then she updated her status yeah, and it made me pissed
Cause she said her grandson was a crybaby bitch!
And all my stupid friends wrote her back and they laughed.
And they all liked her comment cause they're wack and I'm mad.
Is this considered abuse, yeah you'd be pissed at her too

Cause now her list to do's is just pictures of dudes.
I wanted her to make friends but she's about to seduce.
My homeboys with a mixture of vodka and prune juice.

Grandma's got a Facebook, now she's hitting on my friends.
Don't care how it started, but now it's got to end.
Help me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts,
But I also know she's been in my best friend's pants.

Grandma, Grandma [x4]
Gr-Gr-Grandma Grandma
Grandma, Grandma [x3]

I checked my Facebook daily.
I get a friend request from this old ass lady.
I know it's your grandma, but I ain't gonna lie.
She's rocking that muu muu, and looking all fly.
I want to smack your grandma on her wrinkly ass
Wrinkly ass, wrinkly ass!
I want to smack your grandma on her wrinkly ass
Wrinkly ass, wrinkly ass!

Butterscotch my balls
Me and your grandma sharing a sponge bath
I want to put my hands in your grandma's candy dish.

Grandma's got a Facebook, now she's hitting on my friends.
Don't care how it started, but now it's got to end.
Help me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts,
But I also know she's been in my best friend's pants.

Grandma, Grandma [x4]
Gr-Gr-Grandma Grandma
Grandma, Grandma [x3]
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Uusin South Park jakso tuli katsottua

Katoinpa juuri uusimman South Park jakson ja kait se olisi ollut ihan hyvä jos puhe ei olisi mennyt sarjan tapahtumien edellä. -Oli varsin ärsyttävää katsoa jakso kun seuraavan kohtauksen dialogi kuului edellisen kohtauksen pyöriessä. -Mutta kyllä se ihan hauskalta vaikutti ja toivonmukaan saavat korjattua sen pikku virheen -niin voi katsoa uudestaan jakson.

Your Favorite Martian: Music & Lyrics, Nro 4

Smithers Love Song

Hey, Mr. Burns. You thought your money could buy you the world.
I said hey there, Mr. Burns. I happen to notice that you don't have a girl.
Smithers loves you, Burns. Why do you ignore him?
You gotta keep up the rapport like it's too important
Instead of running away, you should move in toward him.
But you keep him at the border like the dude is foreign.
We know you're straight, dude. I really hate to
Say there's no way anyone else would date you.
Straight out the gay scene. How do you face him
Knowing he wants to be your Malibu Stacy?

All he ever wanted to do was spend a little time with you.
Hey, Mr. Burns. Hey, Mr. Burns.
You know you're worth more to him than all the money you spend.
Hey, Mr. Burns. Hey, Mr. Burns.

Hey, Mr. Burns. I'm thinking maybe you should give him a chance.

I said hey there, Mr. Burns. Yeah, so what if he's a man.
We know you're blind, old man, but you can hear me talking.
You're always home alone. You ain't Macaulay Culkin.
You ain't a Flintstone. Pay no mind
To the fact that Smithers wants to have a gay old time.
And while relationships have their twists and turns,
You know he'll never leave you. Don't you, Mr. Burns.
So you should give him a shot, and maybe help the guy,
And you can make relations Santa's Little Helper style.

All he ever wanted to do was spend a little time with you.
Hey, Mr. Burns. Hey, Mr. Burns.
You know you're worth more to him than all the money you spend.
Hey, Mr. Burns. Hey, Mr. Burns
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Päivän puujalka

Päivän puujaloissa mennään taas Fingerporilla. -Tää tän kertainen on eilisestä Hesarista. -Menee näin...
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Heimon kolleega Heimolle: -"Minä syön nyt eväshampurilaisen... Suonet anteeksi"
Miehen suonet: -"Et saa"

Ahhahah :D :D...

Päivän video(t)

Haha :D... -Sisko oli linkittänyt Facebookissa kaksi hauskaa videopätkää -joita varten piirrustin paintilla -ja viimeistelin photoshopilla tollasen kuvan. -Mikäli kuva jotenkin ihmetyttää -no -kattokaa videot -niin eiköhän valkene. -Tässä eka video -olkaa hyvät...
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Ja tässä toinen video -olkaa hyvät...
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Your Favorite Martian: Music & Lyrics, Nro 3

"My Balls"

Girl, I know you left me
But there was something I forgot to show you.

Check it out..

Baby girl, you left me. Oh no! We broke up.
It's been a while since we last spoke, but
I need another chance. Can you give me that?
'Cause there's something in my pants that'll win you back.

I wanna be your man again,
But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston.
And I know you said you'd never call,
But girl, you ain't seen my balls.

You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls.
[repeat]

My balls are so awesome. Don't get me started.
They're so damn big. How big are they?
They're so big. It's really obnoxious.
It's like two ewoks chillin' in my boxers.
They're so big. I can't hold 'em back.
Even Cartman's like, man those are fat.
They're so big. They're run over your feet.
That's why when they back up you hear a beep beep.

And how can I be subtle,
When my balls chase Indiana Jones through a tunnel?
And everyone at Disney World keeps telling me
That Epcot Center looks at 'em with jealousy.
In fact, when you see 'em on the street they'll
Fight Godzilla to the death in the sequel.

I'm guessing soon you'll be hoping I'm back,
'Cause my balls are so big they've got an opening act.

You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls.
[repeat]

My balls are so epic, and I ain't boastin',
But they have an effect on the tides in the ocean.
And when the sun's right, it might cause
A total solar eclipse of my balls.
'Cause these things are where it's happenin',
And when I whip 'em out you'll take me back again.
Should I compare 'em to a brontosaurus?
No, excuse me I'm on the chorus.

I got what you need.
And you'd said you'd never call,
But girl you ain't seen these balls.

I wanna be your man again,
But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston.
And I know you said you'd never call,
But girl, you ain't seen my balls.

You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls.
[repeat]

I told you you'd be back.
You must've forgot.
You must've had Ballzheimer's
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Päivän TOD tod ToOoOoOoD makee(t) kuva(t)

 Ou FUCK the sweet Jesus -YEAH 8)...:saint:...=)...:)... -Tänään tuli Akateemisesta kirjakaupasta poimittua mukaan Iso-Arskan elämänkertakirja -Total Recall. -Normaalistihan en ole mikään lukutoukka..., mutta tämä kirja oli TOD PAkKO saada. -Ja ei ainoastaan koristeeksi -vaan tosissaan aijon myös lukea tämän upeuden.

Tässä vielä lähemmin tarkasteltuna tämä upea kirja. -Kirjan sisälläkin riitti paljon makeita kuvia.

Your Favorite Martian: Music & Lyrics, Nro 2

Orphan Tears

It was a weekend, and you can't stop
Us from going to the local dance spot.
Instead of drinking imported beers,
Somebody brought a bottle of Orphan Tears.

We popped the top. We know what was in it.
Yeah, we were all so stupid to sip it.
Orphan Tears are hallucinogenic.
I took one sip and saw a two-headed midget.

Then the room filled with colors and shapes,
And suddenly DeeJay was covered in snakes.
Oh snap! And what made it worse
Is I swear I saw a unicorn humping a smurf.

Then a rainbow appeared out of Wax's ass.
He passed some gas and it snapped in half.
Yo Deejay! Are you still there?
Yeah, I'm trying to hook up with this girl in a
wheelchair.

Alright. Chill there. I think a bulimic
Carebear might pick a fight with Jesus.
I don't believe it. I'm gonna be sea sick.
These Orphan Tears are about to make me trip.

Little children, near and far
Don't know where your parents are.
Cry directly in this jar.
I will drink it at the bar.
Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.
Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.
Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.
Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.

These Orphan Tears got me feeling like I ain't felt
before.
I tried to bust-a-move but fell asleep on the dance
floor.
(DeeJay falls asleep and snores)
I swear I saw Bill Cosby like, "Hello with the
pudding!"
He was dancing in his underwear showing off his woody.

I ran to the bathroom. Everything is in slow mo.

I couldn't throw up, because the toilet bowl called me
a homo.
I barfed up a kitten, and I'm feeling strange.
Sippin' these Orphan Tears, now it's got me seeing
things.

Little children, near and far
Don't know where your parents are.
Cry directly in this jar.
I will drink it at the bar.
Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.
Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.
Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.
Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.

All up in the VIP section, straight relaxed.
The DJ playing my favorite tracks.
Waitress asked, what can I bring you.
I said the most expensive thing on the menu.

She came back with a glass of liquid.
I said, I asked for something different.
This looks like a normal beer.
She said, no it's Orphan Tears.

Took a swig. Then I walked down where the dance floor
is,
Whole club looking like a forest.
DeeJay turned into a brontosaurus.
Everybody in the club looked like Chuck Norris.

I tried to run to the bathroom but when
I did I felt a vacuum suction.
Pulling me back slow
Dance floor turned into a black hole.

Spinning around horribly.
Feeling like Dorothy.
Woke up and was still at home.
Orphan Tears got us in the zone.

Little children, near and far
Don't know where your parents are.
Cry directly in this jar.
I will drink it at the bar.
Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.
Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.
Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.
Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.
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Your Favorite Martian music & lyrics enemmänkin luvassa

Tän olisi voinut toki mainita ennen tuota itse music and lyrics blogausta..., mutta kait se näinki päin käy. -Elikkä siis -tuo edellä blogaamani musavideo on YouTube julkkis Ray William Johnsonin luoma -Your Favorite Martian -niminen yhtye joka soittaa tollasta erikoista tecnojumputusta. -Ja kuten otsikossa jo totesin -"enemmänkin luvassa" -niin tosiaan alan blogaisemaan noita Your Favorite Martian -biisejä enemmänkin -tein jopa oman kansion mihin tallensin kuvat valmiiksi tuleville videoille. -Videoita on tehty jo aika paljon -joten näitä blogauksiakin on sitten luvassa niin paljon kuin videoita riittää. -Eli otsikoin music and lyrics blogaukset jatkossa otsikoin -Your Favorite Martian: Music and Lyrics, Nro 1 jne..

Your Favorite Martian: Music & Lyrics, Nro 1

 

The Stereotypes Song lyrics

You know, I always thought stereotypes were kinda
ridiculous.
So I wrote a song about it,
and it goes a little something like this.

I think I love you more than the
Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these
stereotypes.
Let's come together and live in this world like a
unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these
stereotypes.

Check it out now.
I love those fat Americans.
You know they so obnoxious.
They always eating burgers.
They always holding shotguns.
And I love Mexicans.
The way they mow my lawn.
They all got a 100 kids 'cause they don't know how to put a
condom on.
Uh huh.
'Cause that's the way they roll.
Ya gotta go big like an Israeli nose.
If you ever buy a pint for an Irish guy,
And they're out of control like a Chinese driver.

I love the Middle East, but how do they handle
Rockin' burkas while they're riding camels.
I love Jamaicans. Yeah, they cool,
but they're always high, so don't let them fool ya.
Ya mon.
And I love them Puerto Ricans,
Even though they wash their ass about once a week and,
I'm just joking.
If you didn't know then
You're a little slow and you're probably from Poland.

I think I love you more than the
Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these
stereotypes.
Let's come together and live in this world like a
unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these
stereotypes.

Check it out now.

Aw yeah! Let me hear you yell
If you love the Outback
redneck Australians,
And the crooked ass teeth of an English dude,
And those creepy Italians who think they're smooth.
Mamma mia!
And how could anyone hate the French.
Yeah, I know their hairy women don't shave their pits.
Brazilian girls is what you want,
Walking around town with that ba-dunk-a-dunk.
(whistle)

I love Africans, but hold up a second.
National Geographic says they're all butt-nekkid.
Breasts hanging low. What have they done with their clothes?
They've disappeared like coke up a Colombians nose.
Uh oh! You're all on my checklist,
Even Russian guys who drink Vodka for breakfast.
They're stereotypes, and if you believe them,
Then your brain is small like a Korean's penis.

I think I love you more than the
Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these
stereotypes.
Let's come together and live in this world like a
unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these
stereotypes.

All together now!
I love Scotsmen, though they hump sheep.
(repeat 4x)
They hump sheep (repeat 3x)

I think I love you more than the
Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these
stereotypes.
Let's come together and live in this world like a
unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance dance dance to these
stereotypes.

Yeah. I'm just playing, you know I love you guys.
But seriously, don't hump any sheep.
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First, eating like savages in RAX, and then the movie Savages...?

Mitäs -miltä kuulostaisi ajatus. -Eka RAX:iin kolmisteen syömään kuin raakalaiset ikään -ja sitten teattereihin kattomaan tota eilen ensi-iltaan tullutta leffaa -Savages -Raakalaiset. -Facebookissa ilmoitan vielä mihin aikaan leffa menisi.

Eiliset ensi-iltaleffat Nro 5

Take This Waltz

Joo -tämäkin vain suosiolla väliin. -Romanttisista komedioista valikoin vain sellaiset missä on härskiä huumoria -ja tämä ei vaikuta ihan sellaiselta elokuvalta missä olisi härskiä huumoria. -Joten -"ei kiitos" -vaan tällekin.