Jees box 8)...:saint:..=)...:)... -Vihdoinkin se on täällä -kolmannen Iron Man elokuvan traileri. -Aika totinen traileri verrattuna kahden ensimmäisen Iron Man leffan trailereihin -joissa oli huumoriakin mukana. -Tää puolestaan antaa aika synkän kuvan elokuvasta. -Mutta silti upea traileri ja TOD houkuttaa nähdä leffa sen perusteella. -Tässä upea video -olkaa hyvät...
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Kymmenes ja viimeinen Your Favorite Martian video on zombie teemainen -joten sopii mainiosti päivän Halloween music and lyrics blogaukseksi --jotenka tänään sitten musavideo lyriikoineen tulematta. -Until Halloween then. -Kymmenen on hyvä luku lopettaa.
Every day day and every night night
I am gonna fight fight fight to win
(We're kickin' ass now)
Every day day and every night night
I am gonna fight fight fight to win
(We bring the house down)
Every day day and every night night
I am gonna fight fight fight to win
(We crush our enemies)
Every day day and every night night
I am gonna fight fight to win
(We bringin' to their knees)
I step in the arena
I get my knuckles crackin'
I try to keep it clean
But who knows what could happen
I see a long row, an ensemble
Of the best fighters from a combo of consoles
First came Ryu, a guy who cries (Hadouken!)
As he tries to fight you
I decked the dude in his chest
Just before I shocked Blanka
When I kicked the fool directly in his testicles
Sub-Zero felt the need to freeze me
Exsqueeze me?
That's cheesy
His ass left bleeding
I Falcon Punched Captain Falcon
Just as I Super Smashed Mario up in his mustache
Panda gets up in my face and I'm thinking
That I'ma have to beat him
'Til he's pleadin' for extinction
Leavin' knuckle imprints on his eyelids
And I ain't sayin' video games make me violet
But..
Every day day and every night night
I am gonna fight fight fight to win
(We're kickin' ass now)
Every day day and every night night
I am gonna fight fight fight to win
(We bring the house down)
Every day day and every night night
I am gonna fight fight fight to win
(We crush our enemies)
Every day day and every night night
I am gonna fight fight to win
(We bringin' to their knees)
C-c-c-c-combo breaker!
Awww. I think I'm hit bad
Life bar almost depleted
[DeStorm]
Tag and I'm glad that you passed it to me
Which one of the cowards
Wanna bring the beef?
If you wanna harm me, better bring an army
Step in my way and I'm smashing your feet
Throw the knife. Pass it to me
I'ma slash Jin down to the white meat
Then I'm calling out Ken
(Let's take it to the streets)
Then I'm breaking his back and I'm breaking his teeth
And my Chun-Li kick gotcha taking a seat
Kasumi did I catch you at a bad time?
You can try to run but your ass mine
Flatline!
Now that her ass is dying over there
I'm goin' after Kuma the Bear
Beat ya 'till you look like Yogi the Bear
Using my bare hands holding your hair
Where Scorpion at?
I'ma cause him harm
Death to Ayane though she a bomb
Hit her with a bomb
Whole lot of bombs
Bombs she the bomb
Bomb bomb bomb bomb
Heihachi came from Tekken trying to step into the game
But I couldn't pronounce his name
So I put my weapon through his chest frame
Ripped out Lizardman's tongue
He's dumb with silence
And I ain't saying video games make me violent
But..
Every day day and every night night
I am gonna fight fight fight to win
(We're kickin' ass now)
Every day day and every night night
I am gonna fight fight fight to win
(We bring the house down)
Every day day and every night night
I am gonna fight fight fight to win
(We crush our enemies)
Every day day and every night night
I am gonna fight fight to win
(We bringin' to their knees)
Ain't nothing like whippin' your ass (whippin' your ass)
'Cause I love whippin' your ass (I love ass)
Ain't nothing like whippin' your ass (whippin' your ass)
'Cause I love whippin' your,
I step back to the arena bringin' death
Who doubted me?
I'm ripping out Nightmare's spine (Fatality!)
The crowd cheers, shocked then silent
I ain't sayin' video games make me violent
But..
Every day day and every night night
I am gonna fight fight fight to win
(We're using cheat codes)
Every day day and every night night
I am gonna fight fight fight to win
(Our thumbs are bleeding now!)
Every day day and every night night
I am gonna fight fight fight to win
(We're stuck up in our rooms!)
Every day day and every night night
I am gonna fight fight to win
(We never rage quit!)
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No maastohousuthan sillä -ja käsiase kans..., mutta huomio kiinnittyy kyllä jonnekin aivan muualle. -Tollasia typyjä jos olisi armejassa -niin värväytyisin vaikka olisi mitä lääketieteellisesti todettuja estoja.
Mitä tekemistä maastohousuilla ja käsiaseella on päivän typyn kanssa...? -No jaa-a. -Voisiko typyllä esim. olla yllään maastohousut -ja kädessään käsiase...? -Eiköhän oteta selvää...?
It was the first day back to school
Cuttin' up in class
Acting like a tool
Friends are rollin' in
We started talkin' about the summer
Dj Saw "twilight"
BUMMER!
I spoke up and asked my friends
Are there any new girls? 9's or 10's?
Hopin a few hotties had move from other cities
And in walked this girl with tig ole' bitties
I can't believe my eyes
In a contest they's win first prize
Double d guarantee I was checkin' their size
It's like two beach ball in shirt disguise
Or earth and mars havin some fun
Wait I take that back it's like two of the suns
But at this point I let my mind run
And drifted it off thinkin about them tig ole' bitties
Tig ole' bitties
Mt.fugi brought it's twins
Tig ole' bitties
Two melons in a shirt
Tig ole' bitties
I put books in my lap
Tig ole' bitties
Head bobbin as she walks
Tig ole' bitties
Oh my god!
Tig ole' bitties
Tig ole' bittes ( repeated several times ]
Kept trippin' in class
Because of her dang breast in a tiny white shirt
Boobs having a fiesta
Later in lab we were messin' with test tubes
Could'nt take my eyes off the new girl chest
BOOBS!
Wasn't paying attention
Got busted
Had to serve detention
In biology we talked about bee's
The best kind of bee's...
BOOBIES!
I can't believe my mind
I hold a poker face to her two of a kind
With each step her breast gettin' redefined
I'm making my move
I'm thinkin' it's time
Oh snap!
I'm gonna ask her to prom
And in my head she responds
" your the bomb "
Feeling nervous so I could to three
" I like your boobs "
" go to prom with me? "
Tig ole' bitties
King kong boobs
Tig ole' bitties
Great tracks of land
Tig ole' bitties
Like my balls
Tig ole' bitties
Real big
Tig ole' bitties
Oh my god!
Tig ole' bitties
Tig ole' bitties ( repeated several times ]
She said yes so I'm getting ready
Stain on my shirt
Mom's spaghetti
I picked her up and I'm pretty sure
That she'll let me motor boat like
Br-br-br-br-br
I try to cop a feel once we got to school
She said " no touching. that's the rule "
Principle walks up on the scene
"its time to announce proms queen and king"
"your favorite martain man and tig ole' bitties"
"congratulation to you both on winning"
Time slowed down and she jumped for joy
Then out of her dressed jumped something more
Tissues flew and rain from the sky
OH MY GOD!
You stuffed your shirt
Your favorite martian in a world of hurt
Aww
Fake ole' bitties
WOW!
Fake ole' bitties
You breakin my heart with
Fake ole' bitties
You're crushin my dreams with
Fake ole' bitties
I can't believable it
Fake ole' bitties
You really suck
Fake ole' bitties
I can't believe you would do that
Fake ole' bitties
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Päivän TV-tunnareissa kuullaan tänään komediasarja -Joeyn tunnusmusiikkia. -Tunnarista vastaa Transcenders niminen triio. -Tässä video -olkaa hyvät...
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Päivän leffamusiikeissa kuullaan tänään toimintatrillerin -Blood Diamond tunnusmusiikkia. -Sävellyksestä vastaa blogissamme useaan otteeseen jo aijemmin esiintynyt säveltäjä James Newton Howard. -Tässä video -olkaa hyvät...
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I was chilling with my BUD, SAM ADAMS.
We get a call from MILLER. The man was having spasms.
And he said, "dude get dressed. There's not a chance in hell
That we could miss this keg party up in SAN MIGUEL."
"Do I have to go out, dude?"
"No but that Mexican chick CORONA'S there,
And she's been asking about you."
I hung up the phone. It's time to get dressed, I
Put on my MAGIC HAT and my shirt with the RED STRIPE.
We hit a BUSCH dodging traffic as we passed by 'em
In that KILLIAN'S RED charger with the FAT TIRE(s).
We drove around for like half the night.
Luckily the BLUE MOON provided NATURAL LIGHT.
We rolled up to the party, errybody was rockin',
Playing BECK'S old single on that iPod dock and
That's where it's at. My ears were all ringing.
The party crowd was getting loud, and everyone was all singing:
99 bottles of beer on the wall
99 bottles of beer.
You take one down, you pass it around,
You got 99 bottles of beer on the wall.
Now everyone was crammed in the basement, wasted
Even ASAHI, that foreign exchange kid.
He was just in KINGFISHER, wreckin' his Vette
Like "automobile, big leck!"
I poured myself a brew and drank half the glass
This ugly MOOSEHEAD chick kept grabbing my ass.
I told that ugly HARP that she could go to hella
And then I saw CORONA, and she was looking STE-STE-STELLA.
And down to have some fun, she
Was still a freshman, a YUENGLING with a tongue-ring.
The alcohol was all clouding my thinking,
So I slapped her on the HEINE-KEN I get you a drink? And
She said, "ha! You're totally cute. Find More lyrics at www.sweetslyrics.com
"If you fetch me a beer, I'll let you touch my boob."
Hell yeah, I went to get her a drink, then
The party started moving, and everybody started singing:
99 bottles of beer on the wall.
99 bottles of beer.
You take one down, you pass it around,
You got 99 bottles of beer on the wall.
CORONA'S ex-boyfriend started talking to me
His FOSTERS parents nicknamed him MILWAUKEE'S BEaST.
'Cause dude was big enough that he could tackle the world.
He was like Hey Broski, you're jacking my girl.
I should bust your SKOL. You look like a queer, I'm
Gonna challenge you to a game of beer pong.
OF COURSE! Challenge accepted.
You can call me guinness,'cause Im tallin the record.
Beer pong's my game, and with my shoulder cocked
I bounced that ball in the cup like a ROLLING ROCK.
We played for a while, and I was wooing them when
I showed everyone who'd win the BLUE RIBBON... PABST
And CORONA was like, wow!
You can totally touch my boob now.
I was EL PRESIDENTE
Or maybe a king with my CORONA
In my NEW CASTLE, and everybody started singing:
99 bottles of beer on the wall.
99 bottles of beer.
You take one down, you pass it around,
You got 99 bottles of beer on the wall.
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Idea tohon pelimusaan lähti Facebookissa törmäämäni linkin kautta missä mainostettiin uutta Simcity peliä. -Yllä päivänmakeena kuvana toimiva kuva pelistä -ja päivän videona toimii pelin traileri. -Tässä video -olkaa hyvät...
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Piitkästä pitkästä aikaan päivän pelimusaa. -Pelimusiikeissa kuullaan tänään Simcity 3000 pelin tunnusmusiikkia. -Ssävellyksestä vastaa säveltäjä Jerry Martin. -Tässä video -olkaa hyvät...
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You're a douchebag, do-douchebag do-do-do-do-do-douchebag.
You're a douchebag, do-douchebag do-do-do-do-do-douchebag.
Hey Mr. DoucheBag, why's your ego so massive?
You know it's 2 AM and it's dark outside.
You don't need those sunglasses.
Yeah we all remember that hot chick
You hooked up with once
Cause you went on to brag about it for months and months.
Yeah we all get that you think it's impressive
But ain't nobody impressed with how much you're bench pressing.
Buying Smirnoff Ice for girls half your age,
Telling all your douchebag friends that you "still got game."
Dear Mr. DoucheBag.
We all agree that you are a dumbass.
Why can't you see that!
You're a douchebag, do-douchebag do-do-do-do-do-douchebag.
You're a douchebag, do-douchebag do-do-do-do-do-douchebag.
Dear Mr. DoucheBag
Do you find it necessary to shout into your Bluetooth
Or boast about high school rugby
"And I would have went pro if it weren't for my bum knee".
And why you got to complain every single time you're not getting laid.
You douchebags are a lot of the same.
"Dude let's go. This place is full of grenades"
Always trying to look cool, like it's a full time career.
That's why your Facebook pic shows you chugging a beer.
Got your gold chain and your wife-beater on
So you can fist pump your way to the tanning salon.
Dear Mr. DoucheBag.
We all agree that you are a dumbass.
Why can't you see that!
You're a douchebag, do-douchebag do-do-do-do-do-douchebag.
You're a douchebag, do-douchebag do-do-do-do-do-douchebag.
Inconsiderate, ignorant
You drink you get belligerent,
You think anybody finds you amusing?
No, no, no. Not even a little bit.
You always find a way to stop all the fun
Like, when you scream "party foul" at the top of your lungs.
Dear Mr. DoucheBag,
I caught you bragging again.
Trust me man, nobody gives a damn what frat you were in.
You claim you hang with celebrities when you don't know any at all.
"But dude I'm totally banging George Clooney's sister in law."
No you're not – come on.
Dear Mr. DoucheBag.
We all agree that you are a dumbass.
Why can't you see that!
You're a douchebag, do-douchebag do-do-do-do-do-douchebag.
You're a douchebag, do-douchebag do-do-do-do-do-douchebag.
Hitting on other girls when yours is in the room.
You're a douchebag do-douchebag do-do-do-do-do-douchebag
Walking in the club grabbing all on your junk.
You're a douchebag do-douchebag do-do-do-do-do-douchebag
Refusing to let go when she says no.
You're a douchebag do-douchebag do-do-do-do-do-douchebag
Cut me off in traffic then flipping me the bird
You're a douchebag do-douchebag do-do-do-do-do-douchebag
"Dude it's George Clooney's sister in law, I swear,
Come on where the hell is my protein shake? "
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Tää ei suinkaan ole vielä se mihin olisin käyttänyt ne -"ei kiitos" -ja 100% -kuvat -vaan täähän TOD kiinnostaa nähdä -ja tänään ajattelinkin mennä tota kattomaan. -Eilen tuli katsottua kolmas Paranormal Activity tuoreeseen muistiin. -Ihan en jaksanut kaikkia kolmea edellistä -vaikka sekin ajatus kävi mielessä.
Ymm -ööh. -Tää ansaitsis melkein suoraan pelkät -"ei kiitos" -ja 100% -kuvat..., mutta ensi-illoissa olisi vielä toinenkin yhtä ei kiinnostava leffa luvassa -joten säästän kuvia siihen. -Mutta tälle tosiaan -"ei kiitos" -ja... -niin.
Kiinnostaako vaiko ei kiinnosta...? -Ei kiinnosta. -Nainen joka tekeytyy mieheksi saadakseen töitä -ei oikein kuulosta houkuttelevalta tarinalta seurata. -Joten -"ei kiitos" -tälläkertaa.
It was a Friday night and I wanted to go out to a brand new club in town,
a discotheque I'd heard about through a friend of mine, who told me the place was a circus act for sure,
and then we rolled up and saw Koopa working at the door!
He waved us in and we randomly met the Mr. Hannibal Lector; he was handling records in the DJ booth,
asking which was the best selection to make an impression on the Wicked Witch of the West.
And the Witch was booty-dancin' with Manson and Gannon, right next to Side Show Bob being shot from Blackbeard's cannon.
That's when I knew that tonight I'd be chillin' up in the dance club, partying with all these villains.
I can't keep partying 'round. Keep partying 'round. Keep partying, partying, partying.
I can't keep partying 'round. Keep partying 'round. Keep partying with all these villains.
All these villains. All these villains. All these villains. All these villains.
Catwoman and Harley Quinn, I swear I saw those hoes kiss, I laughed at Jason Voorhees rockin' glowsticks.
And Dr. Octopus was also getting physical with Ursula; the two were making out and touching tentacles.
Then Voldemort greeted Vader with a fist pound; they were checking out Mystique's ass next to Chris Brown.
CHRIS BROWN??? Somebody needs to throw that guy out of the club, seriously!
And Megatron, he was getting it on, he was drawing a crowd, and they were calling out loud like:
"Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go! Go! Go! Go!"
I looked up and saw Venom doing Jager Bombs on the ceiling. That's when I knew that I'd be partying with all these villains.
I can't keep partying 'round. Keep partying 'round. Keep partying, partying, partying.
I can't keep partying 'round. Keep partying 'round. Keep partying with all these villains.
All these villains. All these villains. All these villains. All these villains.
That's when I saw her there, from across the room: Poison Ivy doing Jell-o shots with Dr. Doom.
Like the Eye of Sauron, I couldn't look away. And she was with some Joker - the dude was probably gay.
And Patrick Bateman passed us shots of vodka, me and Jabba tossed them back like "Oooga chaca!"
I pushed Elmer Fudd out of the way, so that I could get closer, and I don't mean to be a Predator, but I got to get at her.
Freddy used his claws to open up chardonnay, I grabbed a glass and walked up to her like "Yo, pardon me."
I took her home, and she and I spent the night chillin' up in the bedroom partying with one hot-ass villain.
I can't keep partying 'round. Keep partying 'round. Keep partying, partying, partying.
I can't keep partying 'round. Keep partying 'round. Keep partying with all these villains.
All these villains. All these villains. All these villains. All these villains.
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Grandma's got a Facebook, now she's hitting on my friends. Don't care how it started, but now it's got to end. Help me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts, But I also know she's been in my best friend's pants.
Well, ever since grandpa passed away, she's been chilling at home. Watching soaps half the day 'cause she's feeling alone. So, I set her up a Facebook and gave the address. To my friends and I asked them all to send a request. And no one would have guessed one day she'd go wild, But grandma got obsessed and changed her profile to slutty McButtSex And I was appalled when I saw a bunch of pictures of her cleavage on her wall.
Grandma's got a Facebook, now she's hitting on my friends. Don't care how it started, but now it's got to end. Help me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts, But I also know she's been in my best friend's pants.
Then she updated her status yeah, and it made me pissed Cause she said her grandson was a crybaby bitch! And all my stupid friends wrote her back and they laughed. And they all liked her comment cause they're wack and I'm mad. Is this considered abuse, yeah you'd be pissed at her too
Cause now her list to do's is just pictures of dudes. I wanted her to make friends but she's about to seduce. My homeboys with a mixture of vodka and prune juice.
Grandma's got a Facebook, now she's hitting on my friends. Don't care how it started, but now it's got to end. Help me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts, But I also know she's been in my best friend's pants.
I checked my Facebook daily. I get a friend request from this old ass lady. I know it's your grandma, but I ain't gonna lie. She's rocking that muu muu, and looking all fly. I want to smack your grandma on her wrinkly ass Wrinkly ass, wrinkly ass! I want to smack your grandma on her wrinkly ass Wrinkly ass, wrinkly ass!
Butterscotch my balls Me and your grandma sharing a sponge bath I want to put my hands in your grandma's candy dish.
Grandma's got a Facebook, now she's hitting on my friends. Don't care how it started, but now it's got to end. Help me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts, But I also know she's been in my best friend's pants.
Katoinpa juuri uusimman South Park jakson ja kait se olisi ollut ihan hyvä jos puhe ei olisi mennyt sarjan tapahtumien edellä. -Oli varsin ärsyttävää katsoa jakso kun seuraavan kohtauksen dialogi kuului edellisen kohtauksen pyöriessä. -Mutta kyllä se ihan hauskalta vaikutti ja toivonmukaan saavat korjattua sen pikku virheen -niin voi katsoa uudestaan jakson.
Hey, Mr. Burns. You thought your money could buy you the world. I said hey there, Mr. Burns. I happen to notice that you don't have a girl. Smithers loves you, Burns. Why do you ignore him? You gotta keep up the rapport like it's too important Instead of running away, you should move in toward him. But you keep him at the border like the dude is foreign. We know you're straight, dude. I really hate to Say there's no way anyone else would date you. Straight out the gay scene. How do you face him Knowing he wants to be your Malibu Stacy?
All he ever wanted to do was spend a little time with you. Hey, Mr. Burns. Hey, Mr. Burns. You know you're worth more to him than all the money you spend. Hey, Mr. Burns. Hey, Mr. Burns.
Hey, Mr. Burns. I'm thinking maybe you should give him a chance.
I said hey there, Mr. Burns. Yeah, so what if he's a man. We know you're blind, old man, but you can hear me talking. You're always home alone. You ain't Macaulay Culkin. You ain't a Flintstone. Pay no mind To the fact that Smithers wants to have a gay old time. And while relationships have their twists and turns, You know he'll never leave you. Don't you, Mr. Burns. So you should give him a shot, and maybe help the guy, And you can make relations Santa's Little Helper style.
All he ever wanted to do was spend a little time with you. Hey, Mr. Burns. Hey, Mr. Burns. You know you're worth more to him than all the money you spend. Hey, Mr. Burns. Hey, Mr. Burns
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