Tiptoe through the window
By the window, that is where I'll be
Come tiptoe through the tulips with me
Oh, tiptoe from the garden
By the garden of the willow tree
And tiptoe through the tulips with me
Knee deep in flowers we'll stray
We'll keep the showers away
And if I kiss you in the garden, in the moonlight
Will you pardon me?
And tiptoe through the tulips with me
Knee deep in flowers we'll stray
We'll keep the showers away
And if I kiss you in the garden, in the moonlight
Will you pardon me?
And tiptoe through the tulips with me
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Päivän YouTube Vinettäjä on brittiläinen kaveri joka tunnetaan nimellä Daz_Black. -Miehen vakiosketsi on missä hän on naama kokonaan vaahdon peitossa ja esittää milloin mitäkin hahmoa -lampaasta jääkarhuun. -Hupaisa kaveri -alla hänen koosteensa olkaa hyvät...
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Sain tämän julisteen serkultani joka oli poiminut julisteen minua varten joltain leffakäynniltään. -Juliste on kyllä makee..., mutta pääasia miksi blogaan julisteesta on että -on se niin kiva kun on niin mukavia serkkuja jotka näin mua ajattelee. -Siinä juliste nyt koreilee sänkyni yllä. -Toivottavasti sinitarrakiinnitys on kestävä -ettei yöllä sitten romahda juliste alas ja anna sydäriä.
Seuraava YouTube Vinettäjä on hauska perheenisä jonka hauskimpia sketsejä on missä hän esiintyy Batmanina ja puhuu Christian Bale Yön Ritari Batman äänellä. -Hän tunnetaankin YouTubessa BatDadinä. -Alla video -olkaa hyvät...
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Seuraava YouTube Vinettäjä on tämä hullun näköinen..., mutta varsin nätti naikkonen nimeltä Britanny Furlan -joka esiintyi jo kahdessa edellisessä Vine-videossa. -Naisen ilmeet on kyllä ehdottomasti parhaat -kuten kuvasta voi nähdä. -Alla video -olkaa hyvät...
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Tätä voisi mennä katsomaan siinä vaiheessa kun kaikki muut kiinnostavat ohjelmistossa olevat leffat on jo nähty -eikä ole muutakaan tekemistä. -Kyllähän toi ihan hauskalta vaikutti. -Trailerin perusteella.
No tämä leffa kyllä TOD kiinnostaa nähdä. -En ole nähnyt Keaunu Reevesiä valkokankaalla sitten 2008 sci-fileffan -Päivä jona maailma pysähtyi -jälkeen.-Jonain lähipäivänä voisi tätä harkita.
Tää ei nyt pahemmin houkuttele teattereihin..., mutta en kuitenkaan sano -"ei kiitos". -Jos vaikka tulee joku tilaisuus mennä toi ilmaiseksi kattomaan -niin eihän siitä voi sitten kieltäytyä.
Tän voisi säästää ehkä DVD:lle komediahyllyn täytteeksi. -Kyllä kuitenkin aina Michael Douglasin leffat kiinnostaa. -Tämä ei ehkä kuitenkaan teattereihin asti.
Tässä on se yllätyshyvä mitä voisi kyllä harkita. -Yllätyshyvä sen takia koska leffa on ruotsalainen ja yllätys että minä (Forever Hollywood Fan Hulk) pidän sitä kiinnostavana. -Tätähän voisi ehkä jopa huomenna harkita menevänsä. -Tänään laiskotuttaa lähteä yhtikäs mihinkään.
[Intro/Bridge]
If Pirus and Crips all got along
They'd probably gun me down by the end of this song
Seem like the whole city go against me
Every time I'm in the street I hear
[ScHoolBoy Q]
"YOCK! YOCK! YOCK! YOCK! "
[Hook]
"Man down
Where you from, nigga?"
"Fuck you, where you from my nigga"
"No, where you from, my nigga?"
"Where your grandma stay, huh, my nigga?"
This m.A.A.d city like, "Run, my nigga."
[Verse 1]
Brace yourself, I'll take you on a trip down memory lane
This is not a rap on how I'm slingin crack or move cocaine
This is cul de sac and plenty congnac and major pain
Not the drill sergeant, but the stress that weighin on your brain
It was Me, O-Boog[?], and Yaya[?] watchin Lucky ride down Rosecrantz
It got ugly, wavin yo hand out the window. Check yo self
Uh, warriors and Conans
Hope euphoria can slow dance with society
The tribe received the first one to get killed
Seen a light-skinned nigga with his brains blown out
At the same crib they stay, where — hang out
Now this is not a tape recorder saying that he did it
But ever since that day, I was lookin at him different
That was back when I was nine
Joey packed the nine
Packed to stand on every porch was fine
We adapt to crime
Pack a van with four guns at a time
With the sliding door
Fuck is up?
Fuck you shootin for if you ain't walkin up?
You fuckin punk
Pickin up the fuckin pump
Pickin off you suckers
Suck a dick or die or sucker punch
Or warn the bullets comin from
AK's
AR's
"Aye y'all. Duck."
That's what momma said when we was eatin the free lunch
Aw man
God damn
All hell broke loose
You killed my cousin back in '94. Fuck yo truce
Now crawl yo head in that noose
You wind up dead on the news
Ain't no peace treaty, just pieces
BG's up to pre-approve
Bodies on top of bodies
IV's on top of IV's
Obviously the coroner between the sheets like the Isleys
When you hop on that trollie
Make sure your colors correct
Make sure you're cornbread, or they'll be callin your mother collect
They say the governor collect
All of our taxes except
When we in traffic and tragic happens, that shit ain't no threat
You movin backwards if you suggest that you sleep wit a Teck
Go buy a chopper and have a doctor on speed dial, I guess
M.A.A.d city
[Hook]
"Man down
Where you from, nigga?"
"Fuck you."
"No, where you from, my nigga?"
"Where your grandma stay, huh, my nigga?"
This m.A.A.d city like, "Run, my nigga."
[Intro/Bridge]
If Pirus and Crips all got along
They'd probably gun me down by the end of this song
Seem like the whole city go against me
Every time I'm in the street I hear
[ScHoolBoy Q]
"YOCK! YOCK! YOCK! —
(Static)
[MC Eiht]
Wake yo punk ass up!
It ain't nothin but a Compton thang
Chyea
Real simple and plain
I'mma teach you some lessons about the street
It ain't nothin but a Compton thang
Chyea
How we do
[Verse 2]
Fresh outta school cause I was a high school grad
Tämän kertainen YouTube Vinettäjä tunnetaan nimellä King Bach -ja hänet saatoitkin jo bongata edellisestä Vine-videostaCurtis Leporen kanssa. -Joten sama juttu -taas voi tulla jotain samaa settiä kuin edellisessä videossa. -Mutta mielettömän hauska kaveri tämä King Bach ja tässä teille kooste miehen parhaista Vineistä. -Alla video -olkaa hyvät...
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Eipä ole pitkään aikaan MatoApinassa tullut blogattua blogin varhaisilta
ajoilta tuttua Smoshia -joten aika palauttaa YouTuben vauhtikaksikko
blogiimme heidän tekemällään musavideolla. -Kappaleelle löytyi myös
sanat -joten pistetaan ne nyt aivan eka tähän alas.
My Bathroom Disaster
Gotta step in the bathroom super fast To check her current Facebook dating status To see if this is a confusing friend-zone thing. I don't want to pay if it's a friend-zone thing, But I totally will if it's a make out thing! Might make me seem like a jerk, but whatever. This quick trip to the bathroom Is the best idea ever! Wait, it seems kinda weird to just be on my phone. I should probably just fake that I'm using a toilet. Should I fake a number one or a number two? I'll fake a number one so I won't have to drop my pants And I'm kind of embarrassed about my SpongeBob undies. On my phone, fake peeing... "Holy s**t I'm clever!" This quick trip to the bathroom Is the best idea ever! Oh crap, now that I'm at a urinal I actually have to pee. Do I aim at the back wall Or at the urinal cake? Great, now I'm kinda hungry for some cake. And why is there always a random piece of Gum in the bowl? And where did that stray Pubic hair come from? Seriously, every time I use a urinal, There's one in there. Like, do people start losing their hair down there Or did it get caught in someone's zipper and come out Or did it- wait, why am I still talking about pubes? That's gross! I got pee blowback on my pants! They're ruined forever. This quick trip to the bathroom Might not be the best idea ever. Out of nowhere, my foot gets tapped. Maybe it's an accident and no big deal. Gotta look over and see who did it. Whatever I do, don't look at his junk. Oh crap, I looked and he's into it. Dammit, I looked again and he's even more into it. I might've just got a boyfriend Who will love me forever. This quick trip to the bathroom Is becoming the worst idea ever. Gotta get away from Creepy Urinal Guy. The guy next to me Grunts like he's giving birth. I play a game on my phone To drown out the noise. Oh man, I forgot Flappy Bird doesn't have music. It smells like Shrek's dick in here. I need to flee. Gotta wash my hands So they don't smell like pee. What the hell? "Employees must wash hands?" I guess I have to wait for an employee to wash my hands. Anthony: Uh, hello? I guess I need an employee. Are there any employees here?
Seriously man, making noise won't help. I'm gonna leave a bad review on Yelp. Just then my date runs to the urinal, Lifts up her skirt And starts peeing like a man!
I guess my date is a dude - I'm not all that clever. This quick trip to the bathroom Was the worst idea ever. Then Creepy Urinal Guy confronts my date. Anous: I totally knew you were cheating on me! Anthony: So I guess that creepy guy is her boyfriend.I'm super confused and it's only getting worse. Then someone who looks exactly like my date walks in. Anthony's date: That's my brother, my identical twin! Anthony: All this crazy s**t is making my head spin,So I pull out my gun and point it at them. "I don't know which one of you I have to shoot!" Anthony's date's brother: You don't have to shoot either of us! Anthony: Yeah, I guess you're right... but...(shoots Sgt. Anous) "Now I guess you're totally single." Anthony's date's brother: The three of us should get naked and mingle. Anthony: I had the twins pay the check.I told you I was clever. This quick trip to the bathroom Was the best idea ever! ...
Seuraava YouTube Vinettäjä on herra nimeltä Curtis Lepore joka nähtiin jo muutamassa eilen nähdyssäChristian DelGrosson Vine videossa. -Joten mahdollisesti tässä nyt nähtävässä hänen Vine-video koosteessaan on muutama sama mitä eilisessä videossa. -Mutta hauskaa meininkiä nytkin luvassa -kuten oheisesta kuvasta voi päätellä. -Alla video -olkaa hyvät...
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Olen nyt muutaman päivän kattonut YouTubessa tollasia Vine videoita jotka ovat lyhyitä videopätkiä missä ei ole mitään järkeä. -Ja se tekee niistä juuri hauskoja. -Valikoin päivän videoihin yhdeksän mielestäni hauskinta YouTube Vinettäjää; -tässä ensimmäinen -herra nimeltä Christian DelGrosso. -Alla video -olkaa hyvät...
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[Verse 1]
Nigga
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, I'm 100% nigga
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, I'm 200% nigga
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, why do police hate niggas?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, they hate us cause our dicks is bigga
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, why you call yourself a nigga?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, cause I'm a mother fucking nigga!
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, why you drink so much beer?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, I don't drink beer, I drink malt liquor
Cause I'm a nigga!
I'm a motherfuckin' nigga man, I ain't all that African-American shit
Fuck that I'm a nigga, I ain't mixed I'm a nigga
N-...I-G-G-A, nigga, you already know
[Verse 2]
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, why you eat so much chicken?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, why won't you make it in my kitchen?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, why you call them hoes bitches?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, cause them hoes is bitches!
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, why you stay in the hood?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, cause I don't like livin' by peckerwoods
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, why you ain't got no job?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, seven dollars all won't feed me dog
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, why yo' pants gotta sag?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, cause hand-me-downs downs is all a nigga has!
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, why you scared to go to court?
Shit, cause the judge look just like that motherfucker put our ass on the boat and made me a nigga
[Outro]
Mamma Rag is a nigga
Du-Rag is a nigga
Ballistics is a nigga
And I'm Uretha's nigga
Nigga! ...
