Tollanen hauska kuva löytyi oheen alla olevaan vitsiin. -Olkaa hyvät......
Jesus and satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They have been going at it for days, and frankly God the father was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally fed up, God the father said, "That'it! I have had enough. I am going set up the test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job." So satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.
They moused.
They faxed.
They e-mailed.
They e-mailed with attachments.
They downloaded.
They did spreadsheets.
They wrote reports.
They created labels and cards.
They created charts and graphs.
They did some genealogy reports.
They did every job known to man.
Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and satan was faster than hell. Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off. Satan started at his blanch screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed. Finally the electricity came on, and each of them upstarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming: "It's gone! It's all GONE! I lost everything when the power went out!". Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work. Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait!", he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How came he has all his work and I don't have any?". God the father just shrugged and said, JESUS SAVES.
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