Päivän typy(t)

No ei muuta kuin kaikki kolme läpsimään niitä p*rseitä =)...:p... -Keskimmäinen typy näyttääkin jo kutsuvan meitä: -"We are ready when you are".. -Nyt vaan valitsemaan omansa -reiluna anaan muiden aloittaa.

"Guess I have to smack that ass. -Fine by me.."

Joops -kuten otsikossa ja kuvan puhekuplassa totean: -"quess I have to smack that ass. -Fine by me.."..., eli tosiaan -kait se on sitten minun (Hulk) läpsäytettävä päivän typyä -kerran typymuistutuksesta ei tälläkertaa ollut hyötyä.

Music & Lyrics - Akon "viikko", päivä 9/11

Ghetto

Akon
Ghetto, Ghetto, Ghetto, Ghetto we livin

Biggie
I know how it feel to wake up fucked up
Pockets broke as hell, another rock to sell
People look at you like youse the user
Selling drugs to all the losers, mad buddha abuser
But they don't know about your stress-filled day
Baby on the way mad bills to pay
That's why you drink Tanqueray; so you can reminisce
and wish, you wasn't livin so devilish, ssshit
I remember I was just like you
Smokin blunts with my crew, flippin over 62's
Cause G-E-D, wasn't B-I-G
I got P-A-I-D, that's why my moms hate me
She was forced to kick me out, no doubt
Then I figured out licks went for twenty down South
Packed up my tools for my raw power move
Glock nineteen for casket and flower moves
for chumps tryin to stop my flow
And what they don't know will show on the autopsy
Went to see Papi, to cop me a brick
Asked for some consignment and he wasn't tryin to hear it
Smoking mad Newport's cause I'm due in court
for an assault, that I caught, in Bridgeport, New York
Catch me if you can like the Gingerbread Man
You better have your gat in hand, cause man
( you betta have your gat in hand cause man )

Akon
Ghetto, Ghetto, Ghetto, Ghetto we livin

2pac
Our lifestyles be close captioned
addicted to fatal attractions
Pictures of actions be played back
in the midst of mashin'
No fairy tales for this young black male
Some see me stranded in this land of hell, jail, and crack sales
Hustlin' and heart be a nigga culture or the
repercutions while bustin' on backstabbin' vultures
Sellin' my soul for material wishes, fast cars and bitches
Wishin' I live my life a legend, immortalized in pictures
Why shed tears? Save your sympathy
My childhood years were spent buryin' my peers in the cemetary
Here's a message to the newborns, waitin' to breathe
If you believe then you can achieve
Just look at me
Against all odds, though life is hard we carry on
Livin' in the projects, broke with no lights on
To all the seeds that follow me
protect your essence
Born with less, but you still precious

Akon
Ghetto, Ghetto, Ghetto, Ghetto we livin
Gun shots every night in the (ghetto)
Crooked cops on sight in the (ghetto)
Every day is a fight in the (ghetto)
(oh oh oh oh oh) (ghetto)
Got kids to feed in the (ghetto)
Selling coke and weed in the (ghetto)
Every day somebody bleed in the (ghetto)
(oh oh oh oh oh) (ghetto)

Biggie
I had the master plan
I'm in the caravan on my way to Maryland
with my man Two-Tecs to take over this projects
They call him Two-Tecs, he tote two tecs
And when he start to bust he like to ask, Who's next?
At last, I'm literally loungin black
Sittin back, countin double digit thousand stacks
See who got smoked, what rumors was spread
Last I heard I was dead

Akon
Ghetto, Ghetto, Ghetto, Ghetto we livin
Cause thats the life when your
Living in the (ghetto) oh
Eating in the (ghetto) or
Sleeping in the (ghetto, ghetto)
Thats the life when ur
Living in the (ghetto)oh
Eating in the (ghetto) or
Sleeping in the (ghetto, ghetto, ghetto)

Biggie
(talking) It's a funny thing i kinda realized how powerful 2pac
and i was u kno what i'm saying cuz pac is a strong dude
yo i kno him we two individual people we waged a coastal
beef but even tho we were going thru our drama i would
never wish death on nobody cuz there aint no comin bac

Päivän liikkuva kuva + typymuistutus

Ooh -kaunista =)...:p... -Kuka MatoApinan tiimistä haluisi läimäyttää päivän typyä tolleen :)...? -Ite (Hulk) tarjoudun pistämään vasta sitten kun molemmilta on tullut kielteinen vastaus..., mutta kuka nyt ei haluisi läpsäyttää typyä pakaraan...?

The Simpsons

Mitäs illan Simpsoneissa tänään olisi luvassa...?
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Itku isän ikävästä. Simpsonien perhe ottaa country-muusikko Lurleen Lumpkinin (Beverly D'Angelo) luokseen asumaan. Pitkin hampain asiaan suhtautuva Margekin sulaa lopulta, kun Lurleen itkee hänet hyljänneen isänsä perään. Jaksossa musisoi The Dixie Chicks. Amerikkalainen piirrossarja.
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Ihan hauskalta kuulostaapi.

Music & Lyrics - Akon "viikko", päivä 8/11

Locked Up

[Styles P]
Locked up, they won't let me out,
And I had a long day in court **** stressed me out,
Won't gimme the bail they can't get me out,
Now I'm headed to the county,
Gotta do a bid here, im used to living luxurous,
I don't wana live here, the walls is gray the clothes is orange,
The phones is broke, the food is garbage,
A lot a niggas is livin with these circumstances,
Sp's the same i still murk ya manz'z ,
Drug money to rap money work advances,
Niggas ran and told that i shoulda murked to kansas,
Niga got popped for a murda attempt,
Knocked me on d block when i was burning the hemph,
Had a brick in the stash hope they don't take to a further extent,
Locked up and they wont let me out,
When i hit my cell block, niggas know to get me out.

[AKON]
Im steady tryna find a motive,
Why do why i go,
Freedom aint gettin no closer,
No matter how far i go,
My car is stolen, no registration,
Cops patrolin', and now they done stop me,
And i get locked up,

[Chorus]
They won't let me out, they won't let me out, (im locked up)
They won't let me out no, they wont let me out, (im locked up)
They won't let me out, they won't let me out, (im locked up)
They won't let me out no, they won't let me out

[Akon]
Headin up town to re up,
Back with a couple keys,
Corner blocks on fire,
Under covers dressed as feens,
Makin so much money,
Ride up smooth and fast,
Put away the stash,
And as i sold the last bag fucked around and got locked up

[CHORUS]
They won't let me out, they won't let me out, (im locked up)
They won't let me out no, they wont let me out, (im locked up)
They won't let me out, they won't let me out, (im locked up)
They won't let me out no, they won't let me out

[Styles P]
Now that im locked up i rep two sets so
Ima ride or die and stay d blocked up
Two tooth brushes up,
Whoever wanted with p
When i walk by nigga get up,
Cuz im locked up they cant get me out,
I smoke a stick of haze when they stress me out,
Go and hit the bar when the reds be out,
Cant wait for the day when they let me out,

[Akon]
Cuz visitation no longer comes by,
Seems like they forgot about me,
Commissary is getting empty,
My cell mates getting food without me,
Can't wait to get out and move forward with my life,
Got a family that loves me and wants me to do right
But instead I get locked up

[CHORUS]
They won't let me out, they won't let me out, (im locked up)
They won't let me out no, they wont let me out, (my nigga im locked up)
They won't let me out, they won't let me out, (im locked up)
They won't let me out no, they won't let me out (cuz im locked up)

Päivän "Evil Pope" makee kuva

Viimein Evil Pope kuva onkin päivän makee kuva sillä se menee enemmän makeesta kuvasta kuin päivän kuvasta. -Eikä kuvatekstikään mikään järin hauska ole -sehän näistä kaikista paavikuvista tekikin hauskan. -Mutta tämän viimeisen kuvateksti menee näin: -And beyond... -Joops -ne oli sitten siinä.

Kovan onnen kundi / The Simpsons

Mitäs illan Kovan onnen kundissa tänään olisi luvassa...?
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Lainsuojaton. Earl laittaa hihat heilumaan, kun Randyn syntymäpäivälahja lähtee pitkäkyntisten matkaan. Mutta miehellä ei enää ole alamaailman suojelusta, joten pitäisikö hänen taipua poliisien juttusille? Amerikkalainen komedia, jossa kovaonninen Earl yrittää hyvittää menneisyyden pahat tekonsa paremman karman toivossa.
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Kuulostaa ihan kivalta. -Entäpä sitten illan Simpsoneissa..., mitäs niissä tänään olisi luvassa...?

Passiivista pössyttelyä. Marge on unelmoinut ballerinan urasta pienestä pitäen ja passittaakin tyttärensä nyt balettitunneille. Lisa saa kauhukseen huomata, että tanssijat kykenevät keskittymään vain hermosavujen avulla. Sillä välin perheen miehet virittelevät marinadibisnestä. Amerikkalainen piirrossarja.
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Tää on tuttu -nähty monesti. Ainakin kaksi kertaa. -Tosi monesti.

Music & Lyrics - Akon "viikko", päivä 7/11

Gangsta

[Daddy T speaking]

Oooooooooo

[Chorus in the background]

Alert, alert this is an upfront street bulletin
Coming live from FA
(You gangstas, you playas, you hustlas you pimps)
If you are a gangster and you confessing you kill a nigger on record
(You gangstas, you playas, you hustlas you pimps)
You a stupid matcher fucker
(Gangster, gangster, gangster)
This goes out to you fake gangsters
(You gangstas, you playas, you hustlas you pimps)
I see you nigger
(You gangstas, you playas, you hustlas you pimps)
Nigger we all se you
(You gangstas, you playas, you hustlas you pimps)
We working you mother fuckar
Gangster, gangster, gangster

[Verse 1]
[Akon]

Yo don't make me oohh
(Gangster, gangster, gangster)
Nigger don't make me have to step up in the club
Whit my dogs show all you mater fuckers how we ball (yeah)
Nigger don't make me show how I can violet the law
Get your woman go up in the bar (oh)
Dog how love me
Why don't you show me?
(Look bitch you just a punk)
And that how she be
But niggers wanna hand of l.o.v.e (yeah)
Steady claming like the are pimp
But will never go free (se you)
Say that ain't gangster (Na nigger)
Niggers fronting like they hard
But I know their pussy from the start
Man that ain't gangster (Na)
Still in the projects
But I spend hundred tausuend a car (yeah)
I rather have a crib in Miami whit a boat (whit a boat nigger)
Full of all mi niggers on so we don't go broke
Yeah show them the ropes
Sticking together niggers try to cope
Any one steep in the way will get chock
(Soo)

[Chorus]
[Daddy T]

You gangstas, you playas, you hustlas you pimps
(Aha)
You gangstas, you playas, you hustlas you pimps
(Aha)
Gangster, gangster, gangster
(Aha) (Aha)
Aha)
Don't make mee
Bring out the other side in mee
So I her you think your gangster (heeh)
Don't you wane be
Gangster, gangster, gangster

[Verse 2]
[Pickelh]

Yeah fuck nigger
I see you peeking eyes when I strolle
I see you just by flashing
Pulling them hoe's (yeah man)
Cuss I'm a player like I'm suppose to be
Hoe's on a nigger like it's suppose to be (yeah)
You a sucker so you hate like hoe's to me
And next change get your head crackt to the white man (oohh) (Aha)
I try to keep it fly but this pussy nigger tempt me (don't tempt me)
Breaking the sweet
Swear this brother ain't classy (no)

Noo that's really killing my pimping (yeah nigger)
I mean really, really killing my pimping (really, really)
Look what you gone made Iceberg do
(yeah, yeah, yeah)
Call my boys and start down crew (ooh)
And we will kick that ass nigger (yeah we will)
And we will I say kick that ass nigger (o yeah we will)
And tell you hore she can come to my place (yeah)
After she burn it up fore fucking up you face

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
[Pickelh]

Now it's a got dame shame Pickelh
What you did too that man (watch out)
I guess that pussy nigger though I was playing (yeah)
I try to tell him but he like fuck what you say (fuck you man)
Watch you mouth, you understanding
He like fuck what you say (fuck you man)
Oh this pussy nigger flicks me in front this hoe's and shit (kick his ass nigger)
So I spun on this nigger they notis it (Ooh) (kick his ass nigger)
Oh you think I give a fuck what your focus is (Step up nigger)
So I look at the next man like step up bitch
Cuss if it's going down
It's been around
Spiting from my chamber (POW)
Like David Banner you don't like me when I'm anger (whaah)
Destruct to your whole ville don't make me have to change you (ahe)
In too a stranger and damage your soul

[Chorus]

[Talking in the background]
[Daddy T]

Yeah I see you gangsters,
All you fake ass gangsters
You don't have the hart nigger
Survive in the streets
Ask my nigger down in Right Street niggers
Ask my niggers in Re ville
Ask my niggers down at wilks
Ask my nigger at Hart feel nigger
Ask my nigger in Altoes
All my reel niggers Aha
Living life fore this shit
And you just want scream it out on a record nigger
You want respect you got too urn respect nigger
Work hard for what you get in life nigger
Fuck you punk nigger
Eat a dick and die slow
Now get the fuck out of my house

You gangstas, you playas, you hustlas you pimps
(Aha)
You gangstas, you playas, you hustlas you pimps
(Aha)
Gangster, gangster, gangster
(Aha) (Aha)
(Aha)

Päivän "Evil Pope" kuva 11/12

Evil Pope kuvilla jatketaan ja nyt viedään toiseksi viimeistä kuvaa -jonka kuvateksti kuuluu näin: -Suffer the little children -Sitten kuvassa lukee vielä myös jotain -pistetäänpä nyt sekin tähän isoin kirjaimin: -This one is not plump enough / Back to the feeding cage! -Hahhahaa -taas aika paha :D.. -Viimeistä odotellen.

Illan leffa: ID4: Independence Day

Voisi katsoa uudestaan DVD:ltä tänään illemmalla klo 21:00 aikoihin alkavan upean sci-fi toimintarymistelyn -ID4: Independence Day. -Alhaalla Telkku.comista poimittu kuva ohjelma selostuksineen.
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Erikoistehosteiltaan huikea kuvitelmaelokuva avaruuden muukalaisten massiivisesta hyökkäyksestä Maata vastaan. Ohjaaja: Roland Emmerich, USA 1996 (139'). Pääosissa: Will Smith, Bill Pullman, Jeff Goldblum, Mary McDonnell, Judd Hirsch, Robert Loggia, Margaret Colin, James Rebhorn.
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Kuinkakohan monetta kertaa tämänkin nyt muuten katson -hmm... -Mutta toisaalta tänä vuonna kyllä ensimmäistä kertaa.

Music & Lyrics - Akon "viikko", päivä 6/11

I Wanna Fuck You

[Akon:] Convict...Music...and you know we a front.

[Chorus (Akon):]
I see you winding and grinding up on that pole,
I know you see me lookin' at you and you already know
I wanna fuck you, you already know
I wanna fuck you, you already know

[Snoop Dogg:]
Money in the air as more feel grab you by your coat tail take you to the motel, hoe sale,
don't tell, won't tell, baby said I don't talk Dogg but she told on me, oh well,
take a picture with me, what the flick gonna do, baby stick to me & I'mma stick on you,
if you pick me then I'mma pick on you, d-o-double g and I'm here to put this dick on you,
I'm stuck on pussy and yours is right, wrip riding them poles and them doors is tight
and I'mma get me a shot for the end of the night 'cause pussy is pussy and baby you're pussy for life.

[Chorus (Akon)]

[Akon:]
Shorty I can see you ain't lonely handful of niggas and they all got cheese,
so you looking at me now what's it gonna be just another tease far as I can see,
trying get you up out this club if it means spendin' a couple dubs,
throwing bout 30 stacks in the back make it rain like that cause I'm far from a scrub,
you know my pedigree, ex-dealer use to move phetamines,
girl I spend money like it don't mean nothing and besides I got a thing for you.

[Chorus (Akon)]

[Snoop Dogg:]
Mobbin' through club in low pressing I'm sitting in the back in the smokers section (just smoking),
birds eye, I got a clear view, you cant see me but I can see you (baby I see you),
it's cool we jet the mood is set,
your pussy is wet you rubbing your back and touching your neck,
your body is movin' you humpin' and jumpin' your titties is bouncin' you smilin' and grinin' and looking at me.

[Akon:]
Girl and while you're looking at me I'm ready to hit the caddy right up on the patio move the patty to the caddy,
baby you got a phatty the type I like to marry wanting to just give you everything and that's kinda scary,
cause I'm loving the way you shake your ass, bouncin', got me tippin' my glass,
Normally don't get caught up too fast but I got a thing for you.

[Chorus (Akon) x2]

Bonuksena parempilaatuinen, mutta sensuroitu versio I Wanna Love You:

2010 typykalenterin toukokuu avattu!

Toukokuussa värkätään koneita :p... ainakin siihen asti kunnes typy ilmestyy kuviohin =)! Siinä vaiheessa koneilla sanotaan piupaut ja siirrytään toisenlaiseen värkkäykseen B)... :D!

Oops! -Voi rähmä -ihan unohdin :/...

Oops tosiaan. Pääsi aivan unohtumaan että kuunvaihteessahan Matskulta tulee niitä päivän kalenteritypyjä. -Hiiskatti soikoon ettei tullut ajatelleeksi tuota enne kuin päätti blogata vapputypyt erissä -vappu aatolle ja tänään vappu päivälle. -Tietenkin jos jotenkin yhdistää typyt tyyliin otsikolla: -"2010 typykalenterin toukokuu avattu + vapputypy(t)" -vai...?

May

Aika taas kääntää sivua vuoden 2010 Nyc kalenterissa. -Toukokuu on kuukausi ja kaunis iltainen Manhattan on kuvana. --Sitten asiasta toiseen -joka vaatii tosin oman blogauksensa..., mutta liittyy kuitenkin kuun vaihteeseen.

Vappupäivän typy(t)

Tollanen vapputypy paljastui palkin alta. -Kohta hän saa taas jotain päällensä..., mutta ei suinkaan palkkia taas. Sensijaan toisenlainen palkki on kyllä menossa sisään :D...:p...

Tämä vapputypy varaa vuoroaan päästä "hommiin" nostamalla kätensä ylös. -Nostaisi vain toisenkin kätensä niin takuulla olisi jo vuorossa.

Tämä vapputypy on: -"Haluatko nähdä suloni? -Valitse sitten minut niin saat nähdä ne lähietäisyydeltä kun roikutan niitä naamasi edessä maatessasi allani".

Tämä vapputypy on ihan: -"Minä, minä, minä, minä..." -ja nyt taasen mekin (team MatoApina) ollaan myös aivan: -"Minä, minä, minä, minä..." --että kuka on ekana. -Hjoops.. -Vielä kerran -erittäin hauskaa vappua kaikille.

Toiset neljä vapputypyjä kohta seuraavaksi

Nyt ei jaksa etsiä uusia vappu päivän kuvia/makeita kuvia..., mutta vappumerkeissä mennään yhä päivän typyissä sillä nyt on aika kurkata tuon sensuuripalkin alle ja pistää samalla loput muut päivän "vappu" typyt -tai kuten vappupäivänä nyt voisi sanoa -vappupäivän typyt.

Music & Lyrics - Akon "viikko", päivä 5/11

Beautiful

Akon
When I see you,
I run out of words … to say (aaah)
I wouldn’t leave you,
cause your that type of girl
to make me stay

I see the guys tryna’ holla,
girl I don’t want to bother you,
Cuz your independent and you got my attention
And I’ll be your baby father
Girl I just want to show you
that I love what you are doing

I see you in the club, you gettin’ down girl
I wanna get with you (you) yeah
I see you in the club, you showin’ thugs love
That wanna get with you (you)

You’re so beautiful
So damn beautiful
Said your so beautiful
So damn beautiful
You’re so beautiful
Beautiful (4x)
You’re so beautiful
Beautiful (4x)
You’re so beautiful

Colby O’Donis
Like the clouds you, drift me away, far away (far away) yeah
And like the sun you, brighten my day, you brighten my day yeah
I never wanna see you cry cry cry
And I never wanna tell a lie lie lie
Said I never wanna see you cry cry cry
And I never wanna tell a lie lie lie

Akon
I see you in the club, you gettin’ down girl
I wanna get with you (you) yeah
I see you in the club, you showin’ thugs love
That wanna get with you (you)

You’re so beautiful
So damn beautiful
Said your so beautiful (so beautiful)
So damn beautiful
You’re so beautiful
Beautiful (4x)
You’re so beautiful
Beautiful (4x)
You’re so beautiful

Kardinal Offishall
Sure!
Kardinal told you
Why the sky blue yellow this fella aint that mellow if it aint about you (you)
How ’bout glass shake, make the place go whoo
Waistline makes my soldier salute
Ima Brooke, hide from ya high heel game
High heels push up ya ass last name
And you neva need in the fast lane eyes like and angel
Goddess watch my girl and now she address
Spotless atlas bad to the bone make me wana go put me in the triple x zone
Lames don’t know how to talk to you
So let me walk with you, hold my hand
Ima spend them grands when after you undress
Not like a hooker but more like a princess queen
Impress president pull any way ya gonna love cos you’re beautiful ??

Akon
I see you in the club, you gettin’ down girl
I wanna get with you (you) uuuh yeah
I see you in the club (ooh) you showin’ thugs love
That wanna get with you (you)

You’re so beautiful
So damn beautiful
Said your so beautiful (so beautiful)
So damn beautiful
You’re so beautiful
Beautiful (4x)
You’re so beautiful
Beautiful (4x)
You’re so beautiful

Where’d you come from, you’re outta’ this world, to me (aah)
You’re a symbol of what a beautiful woman should be (oh wee)
I never wanna see you cry cry cry (don’t cry)
And I never wanna tell a lie lie lie
Said I never wanna see you cry cry cry
And I never wanna tell a lie lie lie

I see you in the club, you gettin’ down girl
I wanna get with you (you) yeah
I see you in the club, you showin’ thugs love
That wanna get with you (you)

You’re so beautiful
So damn beautiful
Said your so beautiful (so beautiful)
So damn beautiful
You’re so beautiful
Beautiful (4x)
You’re so beautiful
Beautiful (4x)
You’re so beautiful

Perjantain ensi-illat Nro 3

From Paris with Love

Sama tämän kohdalla -DVD:lle voisi säästää -vaikka todella upealta näytti trailerin perusteella. -Travolta taas kovan kundin roolissa. -Jälleen näytti trailerin perusteella lupaavalta..., mutta niin näytti Pelham 123 leffassakin -ja mitä. Pääsi pettämään. -Joten olen varautuneempi tämän kanssa ja poimin tämän kokoelmiini vasta tarjoushyllystä.

Perjantain ensi-illat Nro 2

Valhalla Rising

Voisi jättää tämän DVD:lle. -Siis kyllä kiinnostaa..., mutta en halua tuhlata heti kaikkia sarjalippujani menemällä katsomaan kaikki leffat jotka vähänkin vaikuttaa kiinnostavilta.