keskiviikko 14. heinäkuuta 2010

Päivän video [music & lyrics] + liikkuva kuva

Päivän videona on kappaleen -"Doin' Your Mom" musavideo -ja ohessa kappaleen sanat jotta saadaan music and lyrics -ja liikkuvana kuvana tollanen tanssiva kissa. -Miten tanssiva kissa liittyy päivän videoon -mene katsomaan YouTubesta käyttäjän Ray William Johnsonin Equals Three (=3) videoita niin asia selvinnee sinulle. -Joops -ja tässä vielä ne kappaleen sanat...
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Doin' Your Mom

[Chorus]
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom.
[x3]

I'm doin your mom. Yes yours!
I first saw her in the Wal-Mart pickin out your drawers.
Big Dolly Parton hair like an 80s prom queen
But her ass was lookin good all up in those mom-jeans.
I approached her in the checkout line, and said yo baby wassup?
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin at her jugs.
Five minutes later she agreed to get with me
So we went and rocked the minivan like Giggity. Giggity. Giggity.
I was ridin your mom like she was Mario Kart.
I gave her a lift back to her crib cause her car wouldn't start.
She invited me in the house, and we started makin out again.
How many times I tap that ass? OVER 9000!
Yeah. She called me Pledge cause I knocked the dust off it.
She later made me a sandwich and she cut the crust off it.
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I'm a little young
To be in the bed, butt-naked doin your mom.

[Chorus]
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom.
[x3]

I like your mamas big butt, and I cannot lie.
You other brothers can't deny that she's fly.
We make sexy time, yes and every night I tap that.
She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I'm half black.
Your moms the best, the super M.I.L.F.
Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she aint a chef
And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol
But If I were you, I wouldn't kiss your mom on the mouth at all.
She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez.
Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed.
She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I'll be honest
She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.
She's so therapeutic. When I need to cure my restlessness
I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your moms breastestess.
I didn't wanna tell you, but I had to write this song
Cause I'm in your house every night doin your mom.
[Chorus]

Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom.
[x3]

Havin sex with your mother and that makes me better than you.(x2)

[Chorus]
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom.
[x3]

F.r.i.e.n.d.s. / The Simpsons / C.S.I.: New York

Mitäs illan Frendeissä olisi tänään luvassa...?
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Mustankipeä. Ross merkkailee reviirejään pelätessään Rachelin rakkauden menettämistä, ja Monica kuuntelee runoilijan säkeitä.
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Kuulostaapa hauskalta. -Entäpä sitten illan Simpsoneissa..., mitäs niissä olisi tänään tarjolla...?

Se Edna. Rehtori Skinner ja Edna Krabappel menevät vihdoinkin kihloihin. - Vierasääni: Little Richard.
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Voi kuinka somaa. -Entäpä sitten illan CSI Nycissä..., mitäs siinä olisi tänään luvassa...?


Väärin tuomittu. Rikostutkijat kaivavat esiin vanhan jutun, jossa autoilija tuomittiin kuolemantuottamuksesta pyöräilijälle. Mac uskoo, että vaikka mies tunnusti tekonsa, syyllinen on yhä vapaalla jalalla. Lindsay kiirehtii sairaalaan synnytyksen käynnistyttyä. Amerikkalainen rikosdraama.
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Kuulostaapa jännittävältä. -Mutta illan ohjelmista odotan Frendejä -ja Simpsoneita erittäin suurella innolla.